The Right Pissed Off Mark A. Schmidt

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Topical . . .

[Dwells in regret from Portland]

"It's just who I am now."

I can't tell you how tired I am of winning...

A digitally drawn homage to the George Herriman comic strip Krazy Kat. Starting left of frame we see yellow Ignatz Mouse having just thrown a brick which is sailing across the center of the frame and in another instant will bash the oblivious Krazy Kat (a blue bipedal cartoon cat wearing a red scarf) in the back of the head as he walks innocently to the right. Everything is drawn in rough black pen and colored in pale washes. A speech bubble from Ignatz reads ‘Maybe it will…’, the word ’Happen’ appears in the whooshing trail of the sailing brick, and a final speech bubble belonging to the Kat reads ‘…Today’.

I'm not bragging here, but recent engagement with @today-maybe.bsky.social has shown me how a simple message of hope and positive thinking can really connect with people.

“I smell a promotion.” Joey Bovinett, Lawn Waterer

DOJ Employee Charged In Child Pornography Case https://theonion.com/doj-employee-charged-in-child-pornography-case/

@oakborn.bsky.social needs a setup like this for Miss Mayhem.

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

It doesn't help that I'm stuck in yesterday and you're in TomorrowLand... :)

Buying another game despite a massive collection of electrons making up "games I own that remain unread and unplayed"...

Maybe when the grandtwins are older.

It's on my list of "games I have aquired but not yet read, let alone played" . . .

My gaming stalled a LOT.

I used to do copyright protection for #fnord. I remember a lot about "finding unlicensed distribution", much like Nathan knows a lot about crime from investigating it. ;)

Oh, I found illegal options galore. No worries.

Plus the bonus "Immunity Amnesia" where it wipes out your ability to fight things you used to be protected against.

TIL that Leverage RPG exists...

... and is apparently OOP with no (legal) option for digital purchase, with secondary market for the main book approaching $200 ...

Or my search skills are failing me.

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

Absurdity break?
.... from actual stupidity?

anthropic: I have made AI

tech nerds: you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

"A person is smart. People are stupid."

"Rolling into the weekend."

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Daily Cute for @oakborn.bsky.social

Reminds me of a gif I can't find with a sequence of cape drops. I remember Frank N Furter, Obi Wan (and Qui Gon?), and one Anastasia auditioner...

"Light the lamp, not the proletariat!"

I have yet to see an image or video of Mullin where I would trust him to understand 6th grade English, let alone that he is a US Senator.

I mean, he's no Gohmert, but he doesn't look like he can get his shoes on the right feet.

... and it's worse when he talks.

Oklahoma, I hope you can do better.

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"Hey! I resemble that remark!"

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Luck

Not gonna share the video of Republican US Senator Tim Sheehy breaking a protesting Marine's hand, but you can find it on @charlotteclymer.bsky.social's timeline.

I'll just say that in a functional country, Sheehy would be expelled by the Senate.

Democratic Senators should publicly push for that.