The Right Pissed Off Mark A. Schmidt

Was he born yet?

Look, despite everything, Spider-Man and Mary Jane Watson are married. The world could use a little more pure love in it. Getting married is the best thing to ever happen to me. So happy for them.

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I figured it out in 14 guesses!
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[One piece of rat tart with not so much rat in it later]
"That was horrible."

Pals around with fascists. Photo ops destroying homeless camps. Actively anti-trans. Plastic as Barbie.

He's worse than Bill Clinton.

I'm amused at how bad your take is.

Real "Have you actually listened to a whole show of Joe Rogan" energy.

That's using the "Upbeat and Optimistic" setting.

The "Dark and Gloomy" setting is much, much darker.

Public Service Announcement: The right to free speech means the government can't arrest you for what you say. It doesn't mean anyone else has to listen to your bullshit or host you while you share it. The 1st Amendment doesn't shield you from criticism or consequences. If you're yelled at, boycotted, have your show canceled, or get banned from an internet community, your free speech rights aren't being violated. It's just that the people listening think you're an asshole and they're showing you the door.

Public Service Announcement: The right to free speech means the government can't arrest you for what you say. It doesn't mean anyone else has to listen to your bullshit or host you while you share it. The 1st Amendment doesn't shield you from criticism or consequences. If you're yelled at, boycotted, have your show canceled, or get banned from an internet community, your free speech rights aren't being violated. It's just that the people listening think you're an asshole and they're showing you the door.

FYI: Drugs are bad for you, m'kay?

As RWNJs buy up all the media, turn it into slop, and wonder why people walk away.

Read about "Thermocline of Trust".

a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .

How do you folks keep your jobs?

Are you paid for consistently bad takes?

Living the dream ...

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I love this guy's work. Just absurd enough. Just cute enough. I need to own more, budget willing.

Currently on "Only Posts" to cut back enough to maintain sanity.

Peep-Tarts would be peep-filled tarts, not tart flavored peeps, in my overly specific, ADHD-adled brain.

Currently on "Only Posts" to cut back enough to maintain sanity.

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Broke my streak again.

musicworld.social/@EarWorms/11...

He's there through 2028, but primary opponents are already lining up.

Yup, respond with ad hominem, unsupported BS, and accuse me of whatever random BS you think everyone who disagrees with you on some point believes without checking my timeline, bye.

Me: Hears non-English in a song.
Looks it up.
Realizes too late that I'm reading the next line of the song...

"Soy un pendador"? Huh...
Ah, "I'm a loser," yes. Yes, I am.

See also McCartney's "Michelle".

Up to 42.

"There's good eatin' on one of those."

Those who fail to learn the lessons of history are doomed to be affluent NYT op-ed columnists who are never in any danger of being fired.

Loveable prank in progress

@oakborn.bsky.social took a couple of nights away.

While she was gone, MANY tiny chickens were hidden around the house. No one said anything until she found the first.

She's up into the 20s now ... and counting.

I can read, thank for patronizing