Benji

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Dear World,

We’re sorry.

Sincerely,

Sane, Decent Americans

It’s funny how I have to snooze people for 30 days on Facebook, mostly because they support the orange turd and his red hat nazis, but some just cuz their takes on life are so fucking dumb. Then in 30 days, I see their dumb shit again hit the snooze. Prolly should delete them, maybe next time.

Someone on FB, said Biden had “downgraded “ the Medals of Freedom. Didn’t Cheeto-Mussolini give it to mega donors and Rush Limbaugh?

Trump had never cared about the United States of America, he has only cared about Donald “Jojodancer” Trump, he is willing to shit on anything that stands in his way, the constitution, the courts, or anything that stands in his little tiny hands way.

Happy New Year, friends! Remember: That which does not kill us wins reelection and tries again.

Be vigilant and keep a good humor about your every day and spread laughter and good will. It’s the best inoculation against autocracy and idiocy.

Dear Laura, this is opportune time for you to just fuck off. It’s like a sign from God. Signed TheBenji

The mental gymnastics these asshats have to use to justify their bullshit is staggering, but not at all surprising.

They’re too dense to understand, that ugly orange man will never do anything, I mean not anything to that doesn’t benefit Donald “jojo dancer” tRump.

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Happy Christmas and Happy Hanukkah!!

Do you think Cheeto-Mussolini watches “It’s a wonderful Life” and thinks Potter is the hero?

Fuck you CNN, this isn’t expansion, it’s Orange Shit for Brains trying to make a legacy, all he cares about is getting his name on shit: vodka, a university, a building, a canal, and so on. He’s probably pissed it’s Epstein Island and not Trump Island. He’ll shit on everyone and everything.

599 followers! Come on, I want more! I promise I’ll be funny someday!

You talked me into it 😂 Here’s a Bump Box for 5K up to 25K!

Follow and share! Let’s all get to know one another.

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I know way too many people who believe every single word on Faux News. And it’s hilarious that not a single talking point can hold up under any scrutiny.

So the ethics committee wanted to hide the Gatez report, but wanted Hunter’s penis on display? Fucking Hippocrits!!

My wife said I shouldn’t talk politics anymore, because “there is nothing I can do” well I disagree. I will fight Prime Minister Mush and this Cheeto-skinned lap dog.

Insecure little assholes?

But he’s correct, SNAP benefits take away money from Billionaires who can barely afford those private planes and are having a hard time bribing the right government officials….

I’m calling bullshit. Johnson: Love thy Neighbor - can’t they’re gay; Turn the other cheek - can’t have to get revenge; feed the poor - nah, I’ll let them die in the street…I could go on and on.

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I need followers! 541 ATM!

Truthfully, I’d rather have another root canal without Novocain than TFG’s self flagellation.

And I’d just love to go to a powwow anyway.

Faux News is a cancer on this country.

Anyone else hear “Bring Solo and the Wookiee to me”

This man is a complete fucking idiot. It is truly disturbing that anyone looks at this dolt and sees a leader, instead of the idiotic moron he really is.

Happy anniversary!

What about Rock Around the Christmas Tree and instead of Pumpkin Pie, we had some “Fucking Pie”

Guaranteed, they are already thinking up idiotic new ways to blame President Biden for trump's current and future failings.

They will never learn.