me filing my taxes late

Artist: @dccartoonist.bsky.social

These puns are driving me banan… oh dear

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Sometimes a person just wants to putter and listen to npr in peace ✌️

@wnyc.org should have a way to opt out of pledge drives if you are a monthly donor. now *that* would be a perk worth paying a lot for!

Fuck this and everyone who helped get things to this point. Trans rights are human rights—full stop.

To counteract the SOTU vibes….can I tell you about some shenanigans currently happening in my building that have nothing to do with the HVAC?

The version I heard was that it was known that the first person to sit down would be summarily shot. I have zero knowledge if any of that was actually true.

screenshot cancelling NYT subscription for platforming Jesse Singal

The nice thing about not cancelling my NYT subscription before now is that I can do it today!

Ewwwwww
Heart attack on a PLATE

Bro is gonna be mayor for 9 terms

If it makes you feel any better, I promise to not watch any video you ever post (because I vastly vastly prefer text/audio to video) :)

Distinguished gentleman here.

Trump’s started the job for them anyway

i like how the spirit of hockey invades every Canadian the minute there's a US vs Canada hockey match

HILO! I tell everyone this :)

You can’t fool me, this is just a drunk guy in a panda suit

Or Eat Here Now on the UES

I honestly thought this headline was about 4 AI agents launching a side hustle together

Ramadan Mubarak!

Kung Hei Fat Choi!

Laissez bon temps rouler!

Hodesh Adar tov!

Y'ALL

⭐

@diplomatofnight.com has definitely expanded my views many times fwiw….

One on left is a black dog and above it the words “Reality”. Below it is “I chased a squirrel” One the right is a black dog and above it says “LinkedIn”. Below it says, Proud to announce that I effectively executed a rapid-response squirrel displacement strategy to mitigate potential yard intrusions. Humbled by the unwavering support of my family and local stakeholders. This experience reinforced the importance of vigilance, ownership, and continuous improvement. Looking forward to scaling this impact in future engagements.

😂

OOF.

So terribly bittersweet! The Hospital at the End of the World was reviewed in The Washington Post by @charliejane.bsky.social

"If you’ve been craving a futuristic version of ‘The Pitt,’ look no further.”

WOW!

Sadly, I hear this may be one of the last book reviews in the paper. Sad times, y'all.

this may be the most English man ever to exist.

You know what it doesn’t apply to though, right? DC baybay. “Taxation without representation” is right there on the license plates. :(

It’s. Gah.

This feels like a miss, honestly. Let kids have some joy. its a tough world.