Hannah Hillam

The hand of the puppeteer controlling me just clenched its fist in anger at the thought of tube socks

Lightning McQueen would have absolutely been on those flight logs

5,000 Podcasts. 3,000 Episodes a Week. $1 Cost Per Episode — Behind an AI Start Up’s Plan Former Wondery exec Jeanine Wright is leading a new firm, Inception Point AI, that's betting on flooding the zone with audio content: “I think that people who are still referring to all AI-generated c...

I am so fucking sick and tired of people who are obsessed with efficiency being unable to sit with the discomfort it takes to create something new and instead taking out their own failures on creative people.

ONLY 3 MORE DAYS to get one of these shirts! And if you somehow don’t know about the legendary Ken Allen, here’s a little teaser from last week’s @500opentabs.bsky.social episode about him.

White grunge text on a glitchy black background reads, "You wouldn't download the entire creative output of humanity" in a parody of early 2000s anti-piracy ads.

Tweet from @tomgara Randomly on this subject, my (Egyptian) wife had never heard of Stonehenge when I mentioned it recently, so I showed her photos of it, assuming she’d recognise the look but not the name etc, and she was just like, this is pathetic, your ancestors were small and weak

Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

This isn’t a repeat of 2003, this is the conclusion.

Fascism is here the only question is what will you do?

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Hahahahahaha

The kid just asked the Magic 8 ball how to spell a word like it’s Siri

“Alexa: Play season 1 episode 5 of 500 Open Tabs”

I forgot ALL ABOUT DREW CAREY! He’d come perform at the parties! What a time to be alive

Most recent episode of @500opentabs.bsky.social in which @kavehtaherian.bsky.social learns all about the horrors of The Sims

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@kavehtaherian.bsky.social did an awesome episode on her! Absolute legend.

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Been working hard making new stuff for Emerald City Comic Con next week! Come stop by the table, J07

Seattle friends! When you’re not visiting me on the ECCC floor at table J-7 in Artists Alley, come see me on the Escaping the Algorithm panel on Friday night in room 345 with @hannahhillam.bsky.social @patrickballestart.bsky.social and @mikebennettart.bsky.social

@hannahhillam.bsky.social 3 minutes into every episode of @500opentabs.bsky.social

No I don’t want to alienate the other parents at drop off but if I don’t do it who will

Truly #blessed

Honoring my hunter gatherer ancestors by using a knife to slit open the throat of the blue apron knick knacks bag

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Also that pink light?? In love

Beautiful

Battleship looking like his namesake