Tom Flood

Tom Flood

@tomflood.bsky.social

Strategy/Creative/Content/Branding @ rovélo creative. Lectures & workshops on reframing the mainstream narrative around road safety/road violence and AT but mostly trying to catch up on vacuuming. Creativebyrovelo.com Satirical news at The Rovélo Record

22,336 Followers 1,880 Following 22,326 Posts Joined May 2023
27 minutes ago
Text on black YOU THINK A PERSON ON A BIKE ROLLING THROUGH A STOP SIGN ANGERS A DRIVER?
TRY COMING TO A
COMPLETE STOP, LOOKING IN ALL DIRECTIONS THEN PROCEEDING WITH CAUTION.
ROVÉLO CREATIVE

Highly recommend not doing this.

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2 hours ago

If you're in it, you are it.

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31 minutes ago

😀

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1 hour ago

Agh!

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1 hour ago

Bonkers!!

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2 hours ago

Just happened. Wild.

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2 hours ago

There’s the guy who turns the tap on then leaves and the ultimate villain- who just zips up and rolls right out of the bathroom not even considering washing up.

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2 hours ago

I don’t know what’s going on in women’s restrooms but the men are definitely not washing their hands. 🤢

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2 hours ago

❤️❤️❤️🙌

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2 hours ago

Equally disturbing catching a glimpse of yourself in large windows.

*I had a very distorted view of what I thought I looked like until I saw it myself 😳

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2 hours ago

Haha!! Omg yes!!

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3 hours ago

The type of click bait that keeps people so engaged around here 🙃

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3 hours ago
Concert ticket stub for Blur in 1995

Fun fact: this show was the live debut of country house. This and other information you don’t care about here on this TL

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3 hours ago
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On this day in 1987, #SiouxsieAndTheBanshees released "The Passenger" as the second single from their eighth album "Through The Looking Glass". It is a cover of the #IggyPop song from his 1977 album "Lust for Life".

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3 hours ago
Alex James book bit of a blur on my lap with some seating behind

On my way to do a talk with a great group - nice to find some time to catch up on reading.

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3 hours ago

Pointless. And basically what happened.😀

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2 days ago
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Blur’s End Of A Century reimagined as a film poster for a bawdy, 1960s sex comedy. That’s what I was aiming for anyway.

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3 hours ago
simpson meme with bart and homer

Top Panel: this is the most amount of traffic i've seen my whole life

bottom panel
this will be the least amount of traffic you'll see for the rest of your life

Silver Lining.

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4 hours ago
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Male cyclist rushed to hospital after being struck by vehicle in Little Jamaica A male cyclist has been struck by a vehicle in Little Jamaica, Toronto police say.

Eglinton bike lane around here has been a source of qute some contention... www.cp24.com/local/toront...

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16 hours ago

Devastating and pointless

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18 hours ago

😀😀🙌🙌🙌

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18 hours ago

❤️😀

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19 hours ago

💀💀💀😀

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19 hours ago
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So after removing all the rads I got the first coat of primer on the living room walls that had been inspired by a 1920s Paris brothel (I assume).

Kids came home at 5.

Me: Notice anything different?

Them: (looking around) No.

Cc/ @tomflood.bsky.social

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19 hours ago

What a horrible place.

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19 hours ago

Lol!!! That was my first time- not gonna repeat

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19 hours ago

It was basically that.

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19 hours ago

Yikes. You have no idea what it’s like to be stuck with my own thoughts. Brutal.

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20 hours ago
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a woman is covering her mouth with her hand in a field . Alt: a woman is covering her mouth with her hand in a field .

Due to technical issues - about to go for a run without music or strava.
Wish me luck, not even sure there’s a point to this.

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20 hours ago

Went by in a blink

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