Saturday Night Live

Outraged by many, Musk has seized control of the US treasury dept & its highly sensitive data. Musk has installed beds @ the OPM office for his young staff to “work around the clock”. I haven’t heard about a man wanting to spend that much time with boys since Michael Jackson went to neverland ranch

05.02.2025 02:22 — 👍 38    🔁 7    💬 3    📌 0

Merry Christmas & Happy Hanukkah!

26.12.2024 01:56 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Apparently the Matt Gaetz house ethics committee report is so bad that the only thing more exposing is Mike Tyson’s girdle.

17.11.2024 01:33 — 👍 134    🔁 14    💬 3    📌 0

It’s almost 2 weeks since the election & the transition has provided so much entertainment that the Ringling Bros have slashed ticket prices 50% as a major show of competition. They will also unveil a new act of jamming little people in a phone booth to compete with pedophiles stuffed in a cabinet.

16.11.2024 23:20 — 👍 66    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 1