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Alx, deerman extraordinaire

@callmealx.bsky.social

26 years old and in a sea of terrifying apps im here to be a faggot and play stardew valley (they/he) if you're a minor don't even look at me

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i for one am incredibly happy that clint is going to be a marriage candidate in 1.7. He's a cutie! I can't wait to see him come out of his shell ^_^

27.02.2026 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'd like to sell my own data, thanks

22.02.2026 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ricochet Rabbit Volume 1, by lavande 8 track album

having musician friends is crazy because they'll casually say things like "oh yeah i dropped a sonic-inspired retro speculative OST a few months ago" and when you say "holy shit you nailed the execution flawlessly why didn't you promo this?" they'll say "...promo?" like you're a talking dog

listen:

06.02.2026 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 261    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
God knows...
YouTube video by ๆถผๅฎฎใƒใƒซใƒ’ (CV.ๅนณ้‡Ž ็ถพ) - Topic God knows...

youtu.be/5QNaSMiZ_-o?... just an absolute classic, shit rocks

09.02.2026 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was watching the Superbowl waiting for the Bad Dragon half time show but I feel like it wasn't their usual work.

09.02.2026 10:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 112    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

COULD BE! WHO KNOWS!

09.02.2026 11:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

maybe 5am cookies soon then :3

09.02.2026 10:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[quietly chanting to myself] i will not wake up the household by making 5am cookies i will not wake up the household by making 5am cookies i wil

09.02.2026 05:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i used to make cookies at times like this

09.02.2026 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i don't think i used notwithstanding correctly

09.02.2026 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what do you even do at 5:30am. sleep notwithstanding

09.02.2026 05:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(no, really, please, can we stop meeting like this, I would like to sleep consistently)

09.02.2026 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hell yeah i love these!!

09.02.2026 05:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hello 5:30am, we really need to stop meeting like this

09.02.2026 05:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that's horrifying oh my god. i want

07.02.2026 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(he is definitely going to see this at some point)

04.02.2026 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

noone tell my boyfriend but i may have accidentally stayed up till 4am because i got distracted playing a game

04.02.2026 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

makes me think of the time i was buying a ball toy in a pet store, and the guy asked me what breed my dog was and i had to be like no this is for my tortoise

02.02.2026 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i'm really bad at getting out of bed

27.01.2026 11:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BREAKING NEWS: Greg Bovino is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: httpโ€‹:โ€‹//โ€‹wwwโ€‹.โ€‹cnnโ€‹.โ€‹comโ€‹/โ€‹live

27.01.2026 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1168    ๐Ÿ” 219    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

verybody wants to rule the wooooorld

27.01.2026 11:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's so so good!! i finished it in a couple sittings and then sat there like 'I NEED MORE OF THIS GAME'

27.01.2026 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

find me on IRC

27.01.2026 11:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

margaret thatcher and the giant egg

27.01.2026 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

27.01.2026 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14305    ๐Ÿ” 5488    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 347    ๐Ÿ“Œ 91

Was the weasel there

20.01.2026 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 181    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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fight it

15.01.2026 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*youth pastor voiceโ€ fat cock Friday? you know who else had a really hard Friday all those years ago?

11.08.2023 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0