Eric I Guess

Washington paying 150 year olds? Yeah no shit buddy. Welcome to Congress.

Even biting the lip.

The world needs more panda cheese commercials.

5 Lex Luthors and no Superman.

I will always dream of a better world. I don't care about the odds.

"Can you not discuss insurance right in front of me please? I was born into a capitalist regime."

"Oh, you think you're better than the rest of us?"
Not the rest of us, you. I'm better than you.

Nothing like a hot, fresh, hard-boiled egg right out of the water.

If the media is behind your movement, you aren't the resistance.

Growing up I knew there were things I'd never be able to have, like exotic cars and yachts, which was fine as it was all I knew. Playing mobile games now, I realize there are virtual things in games that I will never be able to afford. I'd be mad as a child with no prospects physically or virtually.

Welcome back TikTok.

Because of a typo, for the last 15 years, I occasionally get ads for Iranian women's clothing.

If you lived in Tennessee, used TikTok, played Marvel Snap and masturbate, this was a rough week for you.

Marvel Snap has been banned. We can all breathe a sigh of relief. Hope you didn't spend money in there.

Everyone in the US: "Holy shit our government is lying to us about China???"

Everyone in China: "Holy shit our government has been telling us the truth about the USA???"

I’m waiting six months before I say anything poignant about David Lynch just in case.

Can’t trust nobody famous anymore.

Every time rich white guys take jiu-jitsu, we all suffer for it.

Protesting should be trendy again soon.

Starting to think our problem is jiu-jitsu.

Billy Joel is awfully quiet right now.

Hi. I'm new to Bluesky but not social media. I like long walks on the beach, roasting capitalism, and I long to fist fight Tom Selleck.