Royal

cannot stop thinking about this image

this is literally never not accurate

To me, after the second clown gets out of the clown car the gag stops being funny

When my mom had a heart attack back in 2008, her favorite lunch time snack was a double down from KFC.

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Picard's ready room. Picard is sitting like a normal guy at a desk in his uniform and across him is a hoighty toighty looking Vulcan lady with a tall hat and some fancy official looking clothing and accessories sitting across from him. Standing with hands resting on the 3rd chair is Mr. Data, in uniform. Closed caption reads, "Mr. Data, based"

oh my god they actually did it lmao

BREAKING: In last-minute pledge, New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani pledges to REPLACE the Wall Street Bull with an 20 foot tall bronze statue of Uma Musume "GOLD SHIP"

My iPhone trying to correct "Zohran" to "Ohtani" in a text message

I don't know what to make of this autocorrect

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

A Dershowitz bag lunch special capping a day that started with Cheney dying and saw Mamdani win would have to go down as the first good day of year

Gonna watch Fox News tonight simply because the Mamdani meltdowns will be beautiful.

I am hearing that on his deathbed Dick Cheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

I’m going to feel sad about the Blue Jays losing for a while now.

PHOTO OF MY LIFE

dril tweet: "the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most"

Holy shit did you guys see that

I forgive Will Smith for the Oscars slap.

Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball

yamamoto didn’t bother training new aces for leo cup, he’s just reusing his umas from taurus cup (oguri cap, gold ship, evil nature). his gold ship has left-handed and spring runner but he doesn’t care. he hasn’t even done his dailies today

shohei otani is distracted because he’s training his umamusume aces for the upcoming leo cup in between innings. he has a decent oguri cap but keeps missing groundwork sparks on his summer maru runs which as we all know is very frustrating

If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE

I can’t believe how much I love baseball. 😭

Welcome to the start of Game 9 of the World Series

I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me

An Air Canada flight right now