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jp.πŸ“LA If this feeling were a currency, I would be a billionaire

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A senior CBS News staffer expressed sympathy for employees at CNN who are frustrated and upset over the Paramount news. "I need to keep reminding myself it can - and will - always get worse," the staffer told me, adding that CNN staffers "should" be freaking out since "it's hell over here."

27.02.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2794    πŸ” 861    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 62

Kristi Noem and her department’s latest attempt to mislead the American public regarding the brutal and unjustified killing of Alex Pretti is deeply shameful, and she must be impeached and removed from office immediately.

25.01.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3135    πŸ” 809    πŸ’¬ 236    πŸ“Œ 74
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The NRA is a gun rights organization the way the Ku Klux Klan is a speech rights organization.

25.01.2026 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5915    πŸ” 1176    πŸ’¬ 157    πŸ“Œ 89
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Holy shit.

25.01.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 32297    πŸ” 11068    πŸ’¬ 734    πŸ“Œ 521

Everyone critical of Trump, Stephen Miller and ICE is now a "domestic terrorist" and can be murdered.

Good luck, Republicans. You unleashed a monster that will eventually come for you and your families.

24.01.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 831    πŸ” 208    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 4
Post from Pete Buttigieg that reads: If there was ever a moment for libertarians and conservatives to step up and join the rest of us, we’re in it. 

Americans have to unite and stop this descent from a freedom-loving nation into the kind of place where masked, militarized government agents are sent to politically noncompliant areas to roam the streets, terrorize civilians, and deploy violence with impunity.

Post from Pete Buttigieg that reads: If there was ever a moment for libertarians and conservatives to step up and join the rest of us, we’re in it. Americans have to unite and stop this descent from a freedom-loving nation into the kind of place where masked, militarized government agents are sent to politically noncompliant areas to roam the streets, terrorize civilians, and deploy violence with impunity.

24.01.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7804    πŸ” 1836    πŸ’¬ 277    πŸ“Œ 87

THEY TRIED TO GET A WARRANT TO CRIMINALLY INVESTIGATE THE WOMAN THEY SHOT DEAD

24.01.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 7509    πŸ” 2021    πŸ’¬ 156    πŸ“Œ 98

It’s fun!

24.01.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Oh my gosh, it was so nice to see you! Have a lovely day, fuck ICE!"
"Oh you too hon! Stay safe in that traffic, fuck ICE!'

- two older Minnesota ladies, bidding farewell after the protest

23.01.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 12135    πŸ” 2488    πŸ’¬ 93    πŸ“Œ 151

Someday corporations and technology companies will pretend they were always against this

19.01.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 11746    πŸ” 2007    πŸ’¬ 476    πŸ“Œ 133
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Billie Eilish Speaks Out: β€œWe’re Seeing Our Neighbors Being Kidnapped, Peaceful Protestors Being Assaulted and Murdered” A little over a week after the Department of Homeland Security publicly blasted her β€œgarbage rhetoric” for anti-ICE posts shared via Instagram Stories, Billie Eilish graciously received the 2026 MLK Jr. Beloved Community Environmental Justice Award presented by the King Center on Saturday, Jan. 17 at the Hyatt Regency in downtown Atlanta. Eilish’s philanthropy became more recognized back in October when her plan to donate $11.5 million to groups working on climate justice, reducing carbon pollution and food equity through The Changemaker Program from her sold-out Hit Me Hard and Soft tour was revealed. Her challenge to billionaire attendees of The Wall Street Journal Magazine 2025 Innovators Awards, including the world’s third richest person Mark Zuckerberg, to β€œgive your money away” was even bigger.

Billie Eilish Speaks Out: β€œWe’re Seeing Our Neighbors Being Kidnapped, Peaceful Protestors Being Assaulted and Murdered”

19.01.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Average Sunday show interview:

OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats

HOST: how will you pay for it?

OFFICIAL: tariffs

HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money

OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed

HOST: thank u for ur time

18.01.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 15427    πŸ” 3695    πŸ’¬ 143    πŸ“Œ 132
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literally the villain in every movie ever

17.01.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9196    πŸ” 1681    πŸ’¬ 967    πŸ“Œ 264
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The "everyone is 12" thesis of American political dysfunction remains undefeated in 2026.

17.01.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2304    πŸ” 279    πŸ’¬ 135    πŸ“Œ 66
3 panel comic

Panel 1:
Two characters are lying on a conveyor belt that is slowly feeding them into a meat grinder. A Pink Guy is closest to the grinder. He is duct taped and tied up. A Blue Guy in sun glasses is next to him. He is not tied up and there is a lever saying β€œStop” above his head.
Pink Guy yells, β€œHELP! PULL THE LEVER!”
Blue Guy casually says β€œNo can do, bro. Empathy is toxic”

Panel 2:
The Pink Guy is crushed by the grinder as the Blue Guy folds his arms across his chest and says β€œCaring is weakness, bro”

Panel 3:
The Blue Guy starts to get crushed by the grinder. His agonised last words are β€œWhat’s in it for me, bro?”

3 panel comic Panel 1: Two characters are lying on a conveyor belt that is slowly feeding them into a meat grinder. A Pink Guy is closest to the grinder. He is duct taped and tied up. A Blue Guy in sun glasses is next to him. He is not tied up and there is a lever saying β€œStop” above his head. Pink Guy yells, β€œHELP! PULL THE LEVER!” Blue Guy casually says β€œNo can do, bro. Empathy is toxic” Panel 2: The Pink Guy is crushed by the grinder as the Blue Guy folds his arms across his chest and says β€œCaring is weakness, bro” Panel 3: The Blue Guy starts to get crushed by the grinder. His agonised last words are β€œWhat’s in it for me, bro?”

empathy is toxic, bro

17.01.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7114    πŸ” 1609    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 31
the terrible plastic family from those old Duracell commercials. Just awful to look at

the terrible plastic family from those old Duracell commercials. Just awful to look at

everybody in the trump administration looks like this

17.01.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4387    πŸ” 577    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 42

Really hoping ABC doesn’t learn the wrong lesson from this and add that woman to the cast 😞

17.01.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s wild that we’re at a point in history where a judge has to tell you that you can’t arrest and tear gas peaceful protestors.

17.01.2026 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus Christ it never ends

17.01.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is so pathetic it’s almost sad.

16.01.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An old tweet of mine from 2021 saying β€œWe used to have Gingerbread Men in this country. Nowadays all we have is Gingerbread Them. Retweet if you support nuclear war with China”

An old tweet of mine from 2021 saying β€œWe used to have Gingerbread Men in this country. Nowadays all we have is Gingerbread Them. Retweet if you support nuclear war with China”

Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made

12.01.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 10865    πŸ” 1902    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 17

I liked it more than I thought I would. It’s pretty badass and surprisingly weird (in all the right ways). And unfortunately timely.

12.01.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s unbelievable to see these people standing behind podiums talking about β€œjustice” and the rule of law

12.01.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It never fucking ends.

12.01.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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100% this!πŸ‘‡

11.01.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 32000    πŸ” 10059    πŸ’¬ 828    πŸ“Œ 438
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Renee Good should still be here.

She was a beloved child of God, with inherent value and infinite worth.

She was murdered by her own government in broad daylight in what is supposed to be the greatest democracy on the planet.

10.01.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 17294    πŸ” 4660    πŸ’¬ 426    πŸ“Œ 202

I hearrrr VPN + Network 10’s website but I’ve never tried it 🀷

10.01.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He murdered her

09.01.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 10269    πŸ” 3682    πŸ’¬ 505    πŸ“Œ 187