Nick Sullivan

Let's not forget Tim Curry, of Annie fame.

That is quite possibly one of the most severe cases of self-disrespect I've ever seen coming from women.

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Was the person who made this gif trying to frame it as a bad thing?

Because A, it's only true diehard fans like us who bother to include them at all, so no, not every fan roster is like this, and B, the only thing about it that's bad in any sense is the fact that it still hasn't happened yet.

Yeah. Yeah. Patent Pending is cool.

Decided to update my dream roster, and rounded it up to a nice, even 100 characters.

Credit to @misterduby.bsky.social for the idea of having a row of baby/younger counterparts that mirrors the top row of the roster, over on Twitter..

Super adorable drawing, she looks as if she appeared in a Mario and Luigi game.

Can they also go back through the code, and take out the Kamek item while they're at it?

The new Free Roam features for the UFO make it even more obsolete and unappealing to use for unlocking racers, and it effectively made it so Kamek got gypped out of a roster slot, for no reason at all.

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Same issue with Super Mario RPG. Like, what do you mean you're going to animate lip movements and not give us an idea on what Geno and Mallow sound like?

The main Shroob Princess is underneath Wart, but the other one hasn't been done, nor has the Dark Star.

There's them, the Extension Corps & possibly Beldam, Marilyn & the Shadow Queen for RPG villains, there's Young Cricket & Master Mantis to finish the main WarioWare cast...

Outside of those guys, I can't think of any real notable omissions. So the rest of this collage will be pure surprise, for me.

I know the feeling. I voted for him too, and am still dealing with an active case of voter's remorse.

I think the latter could just be an edited screenshot, like that one scene of the movie with Toadsworth instead of the Toad General.

Because his crown has the same jewel pattern as his more mainline design, instead of the one big jewel that actually appears in the Mansion games.

Such a disappointment. After having Bernie's endorsement, facing mockery for speech issues from his stroke, & putting a spotlight on depression treatment, I thought I had helped vote a real hero into power here.

Clearly won't make that mistake again.

My father went to prison almost a decade ago, & died there near the start of the pandemic, after having raped & murdered a 14 year old girl with a bonesaw.

So I'm speaking from experience when I say I feel bad for his kids, because I know what it's like having a piece of human shit for a father.

What about what happened not too long ago, with ICE using the Pokemon theme music in a video of them going after immigrants, saying they "gotta catch 'em all"?

What, are you kidding? It's Nintendo, of course it was.

Man, it feels really bizarre.

Odyssey introduced all sorts of cool looking species they could keep bringing back, why'd they settle on just Pauline, who didn't even debut from the game?

You'd think with the fact we got a SMRPG remake at all, that Nintendo could potentially work out SOME kind of business deal with Square Enix to let these guys be seen in more games.

Have you seen this petition yet? Boycott ABC until they restore the Jimmy Kimmel Show and defend free speech!

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I was literally thinking, back when you had been doing more Sunshine characters, that F.L.U.D.D. felt like a very glaring omission.

Yeah, whether we're talking trans or homo or whatever else, Mario fans I think are diametrically opposed to phobes of all kinds.

I admittedly forgot Little Mousers prominently feature in Yoshi games, even though I love the idea of Wart over Kamek as main villain.

Considering Shy Guys are the most common enemies, & Birdo's been his partner in the past, more Mario 2 stuff coming over into Yoshi's Island makes so much sense.

I'd probably try to give each character a fair shake at least once, with a roster that's this off the walls.

In terms of more consistent choices, though, I'd cycle between Daisy, Shy Guy, Waluigi, King K. Rool, and Geno.

Is there an estimated date to when you expect to have this finished?

For real. I'd obviously love it if we ever got Donkey Kong, WarioWare and RPG characters, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna hate on this gaggle of goobers.

This is still the kind of unfiltered madness I've felt has been missing from Mario rosters for a while.

Man...

Imagine there was a new Mario Baseball, and K. Rool was promoted to captain of his own team.

Ahhhh. Good to know those guys are truly committed to the bit of having the stupidest fucking priorities imaginable, and getting more worked up over fiction, than actual animal cruelty.

If we listen very carefully, we just might hear the beautiful, haunting mating call of this majestic beast.

Listen, you eediot.