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@crannyboy.bsky.social

Always cut the jalapeno before you cut the onions

Someone didn’t read Marx and it shows

Yeah it is

Awesome we need more people like this to run for office

Name all the cities that were burned to the ground

Thankfully the ham's onboard a.i. is a good therapist.

IS YOUR CURRENT TROPHY WIFE ASKING FOR EVEN MORE IN THE DIVORCE THAN THE LAST ONE? EVEN THOUGH SHE NEVER EVEN MOVED IN?

HI I’M BIG JOHN LOUWORTH AND IM JUST LIKE YOU, I GOT TWO CYBERTRUCKS ON DAY ONE, AND NOW MY FUTURE EX WIFE KEEPS ASKING ME TO UP MY LIFE INSURANCE

I work with AI every day, it blows

Happy John Brown’s Raid day to all who celebrate

Someone should ask him how he knows so much about teenage sperm

LET’S FUCKIN’ GOOOOOOOO!!!

LET’S FUCKIN’ GOOOOOOOO!!!

I am an actual expert on bird law. I have spent half my life studying the movement of birds. I have a bunch of bird material framed on my walls. But now it's going to be Bluesky canon that I don't care about birds because of a claim that I am told I was "implicitly" making

YouTube video by Flightless Records King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Self-Immolate (Official Video)

Coming back to this shit

youtu.be/cmAlQvDQGoI?...

Drunk prompt: What's the best song you've listened to this week?

Edited Nancy comic by Ernie Bushmiller. A cow-headed robber creeps in through the window of sluggo's room as Sluggo sleeps. There is a broken chair, patches on the rugs and blankets, tattered curtains and tattered lamp shade. After looking around at the sorry state of sluggo's place. The robber leaves without taking anything and instead leaves a lump-with-handle cow tool behind with a "klunk"

the night cow takes pity on the sluggos of the world

Here is a Reddit threat that explains how to disable Copilot in Windows, which I've just followed:

www.reddit.com/r/WindowsHel...

Welcome new followers! One of the rules here on bluesky is that you have to like and reskeet (we call them skeets here) all of the fredo posts and tell all of your friends how funny and cool fredo is and encourage everyone to follow fredo, perhaps developing an unhealthy fixation,

Always the worst

Live, Laugh, Brunch.

Boomers are dying off. Gen X are forever the middle child without the raw numbers to ever get their way.

Awesome

I have gone insane-o
I lust for volcano

It is not a proper Dragula

"Will Stancil said that the No Kings protests are bigger than the civil righ-" you snap awake as Annut shoves you roughly, muttering a curse. As your eyes refocus in the bright tundra light you see the herd is beginning to move. You tighten your grip on the spear and squint, looking for stragglers

In my best Fred Durst voice: I did all for the gnocchi

Pencil Boy now claiming to be an expert in civil rights LAW

Wait until you see this shit

Just not an expert welder. Can’t trust em!