It’s Soup Season. Qfwfq 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus

What about the FIFA “Peace Prize?”

Three-year-old child forced to serve as her own attorney in Tucson immigration court More than a dozen undocumented minors were forced to make their case in front of an immigration judge as the Trump administration ramps up removal proceedings.

There is no sight that more efficiently puts the lie to immigration “court” than the common sight of children “representing themselves.” Children too small to climb into the chair, children in pajamas who don’t know where they are, children not yet old enough to speak.

Toad waters his plants, smiling at the thought of a job well done. From "Tomorrow" In *Days with Frog and Toad*

He watered his plants.

Stop crying

This act was tired months ago

It’s sheer terror.

Man shut up already

A soccer player throwing in the ball from out-of-bounds. Rima catches sight of the clipart on an aid worker’s phone and experiences a moment of sharp cognitive dissonance, though the little girl would have trouble explaining the feeling, and certainly not in those terms. The soccer player—not football player, cognitive alienation #1—wears a ludicrously clean uniform and not his street clothes—alienation #2—as well as athletic shoes, unlike the barefooted players Rima sees kicking a ball around in the camp’s dusty streets—#3—and finally, the concept of out-of-bounds itself is novel for a girl whose whole life is now lived out-of-bounds, shunted outside the boundary lines of nationality, country, home, identity. The camp is a vast liminal zone, neither here nor there, neither one place nor another. It exists outside of time, outside of space. The idea that someone can inbound, and that there are even rules around the process is beyond comprehension to little Rima. Alienation #4.

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They still haven’t recovered from McGovern

I’m amazed it got an “artistic nudes” tag this time

For the better. He has permanent brain damage

Cursed image

Have you heard of a man named Bill Vasquez?

Well, except there are a lot of people who have brain damage and will forever be stuck in 2024, until the day that they finally die

We are stronger together and the strong protect the weak

You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?

The Thing (1951)

and

The Thing (1982)

The marquee would be "It's Just One Goddamned Thing After Another".

Donna what is the LD50 for THC? If you can find the answer it might get you a Nobel Prize.

YouTube video by Fabulator My job is very boring #work #job #1990s #nostalgia

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Photo of a magic 8 ball with a 'goatse' version of the OpenAI logo and the words ChatGPT on it, next to a white box that says "ChatGPT offline version". Inset are photos of the 8-ball responses such as "That's a great question", "You're 1000% right" and "Too many requests try again later" and then another photo from the back of the box of a holographic authenticity sticker that says FAKE.

After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.

Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.

An adorable raccoon.

#birdbot

Why would you watch Pluribus when you could instead transform into a colony of naked mole rats

We can oblige him

By his own petard?

Though my people were massacred, they did not go down without a fight

YouTube video by Deftones Deftones - Knife Prty (Purity Ring Remix) [Official Music Video]

Good morning (afternoon) sinners
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