Vance Jericho, reluctant human.

An Emote of the time the actor who played Mr. Belvedere sat on his balls and filming had to be stopped for a couple of days.

When they fuck up the fusion dance you get Jake Busey.

To shreds, you say?

Oh no! I can see tragic loss of a loved one I haven’t even met yet!

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

The search is over. Guess I don't have to watch the movie.

Steal this fit! Crash your bike near a tree line.

Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!
Opossum sold separately.

"Asked if wedding bells were imminent, Aniston began clucking like a chicken and pecking at the ground."

Hollywood? Q and U? Clearly it’s a Kill Bill/Tarantinoverse based season.

Give Cregger all the money. Give Coogler all the money. Give Cronenberg all the money. If your last name begins with C, guess what? All the money.

2003 anime holiday classic TOKYO GODFATHERS is among a slew of holiday programing coming to Tubi on November 1. This is the first time the Satoshi Kon film has streamed for free in the U.S. in its original form (with English subtitles).

a baseball player with the number 29 on his jersey swings his bat Alt: Frank drebin from the naked gun calls a strike before the ball is even caught.

My favorite baseball moment.

But both could be improved with more grenade juggling.
…. I guess that’s true of most movies.

a man wearing a gas mask is driving a vehicle Alt: Immortan Joe from mad max fury road on his way to the movie theater.

Movie critics in few years……

Went to the courthouse to change my name to Shithead McAsshole but to save them some paperwork they just gave me a billion dollars.

My iphone keeps alerting me that my high volume can cause hearing loss but I can barely hear what I’m listening to!

You should post the name of the author and links to the book so the rest of us can do extensive research and figure out how to avoid this stuff in the future.

What are you guys talking about? Immortan Joe hasn’t aged a day.

Ads+ (no Hulu, no Disney)

a man with a bandana on his head is talking to a woman while wearing a headband . Alt: Sonny Chiba as Hattori Hanzo in Kill Bill encouraging The Bride on her use of the Japanese language.

Before heading out.

Me inviting a date back to my place:
I got some Michelob Ultras or as I call it “L’Alcool.”

TED KNIGHT?

Tom Kruise?

Heh. “Nip.”

Bacteria cells are stored in the balls?

a close up of a woman 's face with a hand on her hair . Alt: Shane from the L word

I call them "Shanes."

Opening a change password link in gmail app. “We sent you a passcode to your gmail.”
Can’t go back to the app without closing the window you need to enter the code in.