Wain / Sailor / Wain / Sailor / Wain into the night

Eyes on you 🖤

8x8 wood panel | acrylics

who up meowing

this is the LAST thing i need after that steamroller flattened me out. get out

It's taking longer than usual because of recent happenings but hhbhbhbhbhbh

hallo!

Night movies

Almost whole

you ever wonder how those people at the concession stand get the hot dog inside of the hot dog bun? well, not me. seems pretty straightforward

to everyone who's mad at me over my "Credit Card Numbers Of Bluesky" account:

it's.
a.
bot.

i don't write the posts myself.

it scrapes data leaks automatically.

if it posted your credit card info and you want it taken down, let me know.

but there's no reason to get angry with me.

none.

could you eat an entire medium size order of mcdonald’s french fries for $100,000? you cannot use a fork and are only allowed three phone calls

funny sketchbook guy

figured i'd jump on here and check out some posts

a story in four parts

California license plate with text "YIFF M3".

Customer: (not on record)
DMV: CYBER SEX

Verdict: ACCEPTED

call her the king of nightmares the way a night with her leaves me irreparably changed

😓😓😓

women.

guy embarrassed about his short pubes trims some of his penis off to make them look longer

what sort of creatures live in the fast paste environment

wikipedia page for "they're hurting me! help!"

Donate all your organs to science as soon as humanly possible

the christmas meat

my mom wishes she named me Malort

a digital drawing of two anthro characters from the waist up. on the left is cici, a blonde and white dragon man (he/him), and on the right is jostark, a brown wolfdog anthro (he/him). the two of them wear sunglasses and matching shirts that say "i (heart) sluts". cici's shirt is black in color and a bit on the baggier end, and jostark's is a white crop top, exposing his midriff with fishnets underneath and half-sagged pants. jostark has a smug expression and has one arm over cici's shoulder and his other hand, wearing a pup pride bracelet, sticks his middle finger at the viewer. cici has a more blank expression with one hand on his hip, the other holding jostark's waist.

[ 🦇 // #furryart ] normal men monday 2: this time it's personal

dude you're completely bald and have no hair anywhere on your body are you okay? do i need to tar and feather you

Low Res Hyena Image, Close Up / Zoomed in on Nose. Caption: "Can I come over and do this?"