Greg Olsen

Look closer at your surroundings, They leave clues and symbols all around, taunting us in plain sight. It just takes an intellectual to swallow the red pill to see the strings attached to society, and the puppeteers are the elites like Clinton’s, Obamas, and Mark Ruffalo.. We must not lose focus.

Cool thing about having a little peener is its always pointing and hanging in the same direction, makes for a wonderful peepee experience. I can’t imagine having a big old weener flippin around unhinged spraying everywhere, no consistency or precision. I always hit the water right in the toilet hole

Next time you’re thinking about saying no to ratchet pussy, just remember that Juicy J can’t. Take some time to think of others and have some perspective.

(To the tune of 50 Cent’s “In My Hood)

In my hood, fellas got love for me, i dont go nowhere without my strap (on)

Pistol whip a street vendor as a bargaining strategy

No bathroom breaks in freeze tag

Wearin diapers with the homies >

@netflix.com securing @gregolsen88.bsky.social to call the second Christmas Day game is the gift I wanted, but didn’t think I’d get. Thank you, Netflix!

Hey #FoxSports and #GregOlsen
FACTS! 👇

@phleaglesnation.bsky.social @foxsports.com.web.brid.gy @gregolsen88.bsky.social
#FlyEaglesFly

@gregolsen88.bsky.social I guess it’s not in the fox script to mention Hurts only played half a quarter. That’s what is preposterous

Hey #foxsports, remember Tom Brady’s Super Bowl LI? That’s the level of commentary @gregolsen88.bsky.social is on. Just sayin’

#thanksgiving Found an old coke plate in the cabinet, took a gummer and ate my turkey on it. And I got 20$

#TomBrady

#TomBrady ‘s turkey leg was just cake

#TomBrady thinks he could play all-time-quarterback for both teams

On this day, thanksgiving, 2000 years ago #TomBrady made his nfl debut

Fell asleep on a pile of chocolate covered pretzels last night and woke up thinking I pooped the front of my pants. Haha took a while to figure out that the real poop was in the back of my underwear where it’s supposed to be

Once drove a lime scooter 5 miles across Scottsdale to a Party Universe to get supplies to do whippets I got from a porno store. Couldn’t figure out how make the contraption work so just poked holes in the canisters and breathed it in. Go figure, only got like 1/4th as high as i could be ugh

If I ever realize I’m dreaming I try really hard to find someone to do sex with but my brain won’t let me ever get there it sucks

I love driving slow. I love when 7 cars are behind me on the highway in hard to pass areas, and then they all aggressively go by and 1 man flips me off, then realizes he has anger problems but he’s really just mad at himself and starts to treat his wife better

I was walking by the elementary school today and tooted super loud, like REALLY loud and all the kids looked at me. Principal got mad and said I couldnt go by there any more :/

Popped a Perc 20 yesterday, could feel my arm hair growing. Now I’m backed up like the DMV, need a horse laxative and a firehose enema, bout to go to war with this dookie plug