slurbolttv

Knowing other languages is wild sometimes when you're listen to music.

Like, this mfer really just said "bu yao coochie??" Im howling.

Lost, Because.

Rebuilding Stories With Nine-Tenths of a Second
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A slide from the Final Fantasy 14 Letter from the Producer Part 89. Slide reads Patch 7.4: Into the Mist. Patch illustration shows the Warrior of Light and a white-haired Eldite looking at each other with serious expressions, with multiple other characters beneath them. Releasing Tuesday, December 16, 2025. Disclaimer reads content and specifications may change without notice.

#FFXIV Patch 7.4: Into the Mist is scheduled to arrive on Tuesday, December 16!

Can I get TWO cool earrings?

Orange cat in a plus sized lap with one arm extended over the belly, paw curled in.

Orange cat in a plus sized lap with one arm extended over the belly, paw spread open

What they mean when they say "boys like a little more cushion to hold on to"

They mean biscuits.

"look, look! there's the very star i told you about!"

"...aye, i see it. don't go fallin' over in all your excitement, now. i don't fancy havin' to tell leofard you took a plunge over a star."

| #oc:unyah | #ffxivgpose |

A watercolor painting of a naked mole rat with one teardrop being held in a "flaccid" position of a hand from above.

Thanks for everyone's company today. And thanks @celador.bsky.social for kicking this one off. May be this is a series?

Was having a tough day and chat came through to let the feelings flow. What does your depression look or feel like?

If you've ever thought, "Geez, 3am is a perfect time to say those things you haven't said yet to that one person" - then we might be besties.

Joke's on the person who tried that on me today. I know who you were, I just didn't want to talk to you.

Midwest aggressive culture is blocking someone's way at the store because they know you until they bump into you with the "oh gosh, I didn't see ya there! How've ya been?!"

SLURBOL CAMP IS VERY THOON!! So excited for this session!! #CampChaos2025

Scouting report from a successful PEAK climb. My climber dude looking incredulous.

A very productive climb on stream with The Front Porch gang. @s4xton.com @slurbolttv.bsky.social @burbs.bsky.social

Twitch.tv/daft_unc

HELLO CAMPERS!!

I am happy to announce that I will be part of Camp Chaos 2025 as a Camp Counselor!!

Catch me on Twitch, July 27, 2025 8 AM EST and watch me attempt to show you how to make paint from dirt!

twitch.tv/slurbol

#campchaos2025

It's officially July, which means prepare to be SICK of me.

Best month, and I'm very loud about it.

Civer for a collection of vibrant, in-game room designs and celebration graphics for the Green Hair Gamer’s Pride Month Flag Challenge 2025 showcase. Each scene reflects a different pride flag through color-coordinated decorations in games like Animal Crossing, Palia, Satisfactory, and Cozy Room Decorator.

This was SO much fun 🏳️‍🌈
It was my first time hosting a build challenge, and y’all made it so special. Every design was creative, thoughtful, and full of heart. I loved seeing what you made!
Thank you everyone who participated or hyped up the participants!
(pics in comments)

@slurbolttv.bsky.social

A black cat (Joanie) standing on its back paws on a cat perch attached to a window, with its front paws outstretched high up on the window as if it is reaching for the sky, or has its paws outstretched.

Cat the Redeemer (2025)

looking for neurodivergent gorlies to join d*scord who share interests! 🫶🏻 post about games, books, just chatting, art, music, pro wrestling and fun little bot games/horoscope that you can use. must be 18+. i dont tolerate racism, fascism, you get the point.

WEEK FOUR @libbylipin.bsky.social @eloveart.bsky.social @paleontologizing.bsky.social @unclejimbo1964.bsky.social @celestialbeans.bsky.social @gh0stglass320.bsky.social @klensyh.bsky.social @slurbolttv.bsky.social @rainb0wsheep.bsky.social

Less of a night goblin and more of a morning orc.

Sometimes I want to accost my friends and say "why are you awake right now?!"

Then I just go look at a mirror instead.

A colorful rainbow-bordered graphic promoting a fundraiser Twitch stream. At the top, there's an arcade machine with a heart on it and the label "SFAC". Next to it, red-orange text says, "Join us for a day of silly birb fun!" A green cartoon bird with a smug face is to the right. In the center, the event logo reads: QUEER INDIE GAMES SHOWCASE 2025 with “Queer” in bold red-pink text, and “Indie Games Showcase” in white and blue graffiti-style text with wings and a crown above. Below that: Thursday, June 12 1pm – 8pm CST fundraiser stream for STREAM FOR A CAUSE (in big bold teal blue text) Featuring: Love, Ghostie (in playful bubble letters next to a cute blushing ghost with hearts) To the right, text reads: Silly Birb Coworking! Gaming! Giveaways! Chaotic Incentives! Bottom of the image has rainbow corners and the Twitch link: twitch.tv/TheGreenHairGamer Logo for The Green Hair Gamer is next to the Twitch icon.

rainbow border and pastel background. Top section says: Thursday, June 12 1pm – 8pm CST STREAM FOR A CAUSE next to the same SFAC arcade logo. Left side features Community Incentives with rainbow labels: $10: Add a new Animal to the lurky birbs for every $10 $20: Chat gets to make a stream Command $30: Merch Giveaway $40: MYSTERY BOX GIVEAWAY $50: CHAT GETS TO MAKE MERCH + giveaway Right side has Individual Incentives marked with a “!dono” command and rainbow circles: Any $: A hand drawn birb for the bird cage for each person that donates $5+: A spin of the silly birb or chaos wheel! (*only silly birb wheel during coworking) Bottom section shows Stretch Goal Incentives in rainbow-bordered circles: $75: WHIPPED CREAM PIE TO FACE *end of stream $100: CHAT CHOOSES A COSPLAY $250: ADD A NEW HAIRCOLOR + HAIRDYE STREAM Twitch link at the bottom again: twitch.tv/TheGreenHairGamer Logo says "Shy – The Green Hair Gamer" with a little birb next to the name.

Join me tomorrow for our Stream for a Cause fundraiser!! It's gonna be a lot of silly birbing while we cowork and then featuring Love, Ghostie for the Queer Indie Games Showcase! Lots of fun incentives! @streamforacause.bsky.social

An orange and white cat.

An orange and white cat resting the top of its head on the underside of a coffee table.

An orange and white cat sitting on a couch with its legs spread out.

An orange and white cat eating from a food dish while a calico cat in the background observes.

A treat to meet Dean and his shy buddy Purrly. They are a bonded pair where not long ago, their human passed away. @slurbolttv.bsky.social and @burbs.bsky.social have since adopted them together, and they seem to love their new digs.

Any advice for a first-time convention panel submitter like me?

CHECK OUT THIS INCREDIBLE #CampChas2025 LINE UP!! Head to the discord for all the latest Camp Chaos announcements AND HELP US COUNT THE SECONDS UNTIL JULY!! Huge thank you to our scheduling team and to everyone who applied. See you around the campfire friends!! #CampChaos2025 #rollcall #IsitJulyyet

I just had an Airbnb decline my booking, and in less than 24 hours, raised the price and reoffered it to me. "Sorry for the confusion"

Fucking robbery.
@airbnbhelp.bsky.social

A massive thank you to every single one of you that made my birthday super special, you have my eternal gratitude and adoration 🥰

And an extra thanks to today's raiders!
💙 @disfordemise.bsky.social
💜 @slurbolttv.bsky.social

Turning 35 ain't too bad - ilysm my darlings 😘

That sounds great for you. I hear you when you say you feel it is different for you and your experience. I don't think many of us are immune from hate watching.