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@srsbryzness.bsky.social

Sufficiently adequate. He/him.

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The student newspaper.
This fell. To the student. Newspaper.

07.08.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4593    πŸ” 1230    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 53

Just got a spam call while reading this thread.

06.08.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've seen it becoming more of a cutter as he's aged. With him throwing multiple breaking balls, I wonder if he's a natural supinator, or if throwing so many sliders/curves has started to affect how he throws his fastball.

06.08.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Didn’t Take Long To Reveal The UK’s Online Safety Act Is Exactly The Privacy-Crushing Failure Everyone Warned About Well, well, well. The β€œage assurance” part of the UK’s Online Safety Act has finally gone into effect, with its age checking requirements kicking in a week and a half ago. And what do you kno…

www.techdirt.com/2025/08/04/d...

06.08.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel "background commercial actor" sounds pretty derogatory when compared to "movie actor."

05.08.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not a good comparison.

05.08.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There are 2 comments calling the Varland trade "vindictive" and I just... I have no idea how these people function.

05.08.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Brandon Pfaadt stuck out Luis ArrΓ‘ez on a pitch so filthy ArrΓ‘ez just stared at him and said "WOW"

05.08.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Strikeout, hit-by-pitch, and home run tonight. A classic Matt Wallner game.

04.08.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Matt Wallner's a Baseball Magnet No More Entering the 2025 season, the Twins were expecting great things from Matt Wallner. β€œThe Pride of Forest Lake” had a 143 wRC+ (.251/.366/.500) in just over a full season’s worth of games, showing enoug...

Matt Wallner just got hit for the first time since June 1st (51 games), and of course it was in the elbow guard with him making minimal effort to get out of the way. twinsdaily.com/blogs/entry/...

04.08.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Great writing on infielders intentionally dropping pop-ups and Jazz Chisholm Jr.'s baserunning gaffe.

04.08.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The central problem with the "this is really scary stuff" argument is federal elected Ds not acting like it

It's why the Democratic Party polls so poorly at the moment

04.08.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2339    πŸ” 452    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 32

I've got lots of songs but right now, I think I'd pick "Deathless" by Ostura.

03.08.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oneil Cruz with a rocket from center to get the runner at 3rd (MLB)

02.08.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 18

It's Tim Grubbs from the Double-A Wichita Wind Surge, so no.

02.08.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's one of the minor league guys because Atteberry is on vacation.

02.08.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

What Dems don't realize is that by doing nothing, they're losing the voters' faith that they'll even bother to fix what Trump has broken/will break.

02.08.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I figure a prospective owner is confident enough that they can win back fans.

02.08.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My god Jeff Passan absolutely destroyed this man. We are not worthy.

01.08.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 385    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 36

If you want a weird but true fact to talk about:

Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.

01.08.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 12148    πŸ” 4804    πŸ’¬ 167    πŸ“Œ 558

@davyandrewsdavy.bsky.social I've seen on Twitter that Edouard Julien will be recalled, so you better get your song ready.

01.08.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't believe I'm saying this but Joey Wentz sure would be helpful right now...

01.08.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With the husk of a bullpen, I'm guessing the Twins will claim a couple guys by the end of next week.

01.08.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Should've signed with the Twins.

31.07.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel a smaller payroll increases the valuation of the team for the Pohlads and buyers.

31.07.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cole Sands is now the closer.

31.07.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the actual hell. I understood trading a couple relievers. Trading all of them is criminal.

31.07.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My 4-year old occasionally asks me who my second-favorite team is after the Twins, and I usually half-heartedly think of some answers because I don't really have one. I may need to consider that question more seriously now.

31.07.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely. Like, the players should have performed better since then, but I could also see them being frustrated that they never became buyers.

31.07.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And I fear the Correa trade involves the Astros taking on most/all of the contract to help the Pohlads more than the Twins.

31.07.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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