Andrew Bryzgornia

POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success

@mzbryz.bsky.social

The Democrats called out racist shitbags and serial sex offenders.

If you heard those attacks and felt they were calling *you* out personally, then that's entirely on you, champ.

The rest of us white guys didn't hear that. At all.

LOL. 😂

@mzbryz.bsky.social

The FanDuel Sports app is constantly taking the Wolves game out of full screen and showing me the game stats. Bally and FanDuel streaming has been so bad since the switch from Fox Sports.

She suggests that you call the non-emergency hotline to report the vehicle, saying that it appears abandoned.

My wife could run the plates, though every time I half-jokingly ask "can you check the plates of this car that cut me off on 494?" I always get a "sorry, I'm not allowed to do that unless requested for work."

This is hilarious.

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Basic light pollution diagram showing four different streetlight set ups ranging from more light pollution on the left to less light pollution on the right. The most pollution option, labelled "very bad" is a street lamp with a round uncovered bulb on top, making a sphere of light in the air. The next option, labelled "bad" has a tiny cap on top, that limits the upward pollution a bit. The "better" option is mostly uncovered on top, limiting pollution above the streetlight. The final option, labelled "best" has a full shroud overtop, limiting the light to only below the streetlight, where it is needed for pedestrians and vehicles.

Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"

guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

The movie Good Burger established, "I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes, hey!"

"This could take down Democrats, too."

I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.

Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.

Can't beat free street parking for the @thriceofficial.bsky.social show tonight because it's a holiday.

Preferably 3D.

screen grab of Sun Sport artilce about IOC ban for trans women including a picture of Cisgender Boxer Imame Khelife

Nothing illustrates the arseholery of the IOC and the British Press more than the use of the image of a not-Trans woman to illustrate a story about trans women being banned (because there are no current trans women competing at this level)

Here’s how a 50-year mortgage would work

THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY

THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY

Please read this entire excellent piece by Caroline, which points out that a judge ordered the Feds (again) to stop doing **this exact kind of thing** and they are still continuing to do it all over Chicago

Yikes

LOL. Atletico Ottawa almost got a goal early on in the Canadian Premier League final

Here’s the full federal indictment for the Cleveland Guardians pitchers. Prosecutors claim Clase fixed *hundreds* of prop bets between 2023 and 2025, then he began demanding a cut in ‘25. He also roped in Ortiz this year and, crucially, used his cell phone *during* games to text the bettors.

I don't want to know what's been in that mouth.

Fortunately that's not the Wolves' normal court, it's just for their home NBA cup games this season.

Okay, I've got the game on and it's not as bad as I first thought.

This is worse than the batter's eye during a day game at Target Field in MLB The Show on PS4. (IYKYK)

@mzbryz.bsky.social

This is abhorrent. There is absolutely no justification for what's happening in Broadview. We all have to fight it however we can

If they are doing this at Broadview they are doing it in other detention centers.

This is what the administration wants more of, we cannot tolerate any of it.

You got me until I saw the picture and then I saw your name.