Andrew Bryzgornia

Easily stop eating and I'm feeling queasy for the rest of the night.

I was shocked to discover this is only a couple years old. I was certain it was released 2021-ish.

never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.

@mzbryz.bsky.social

@productiveouts.bsky.social I hope both of you are sitting down for this.

Ugh

A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.

Kirill Kaprizov gets his 220th goal into an empty net to set the franchise record, he passes Marian Gaborik to become the all time leader

Here's the full 3 minute pelican delay so you can have closure (h/t @sickoscommittee.org)

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There are some people that should have been told when they were young that their "smile" wasn't really a smile and he's one of them.

If you've got young children or nanny young children, you'll find this hilarious.

Based on reading the comments on @aarongleeman.bsky.social's articles at The Athletic, my fellow Twins fans will either be in complete agreement or will say that you ranked them too high. (And yes, I've already seen that you said they're below the Rockies.)

uld you support or oppose abolishing ICE? (%) Somewhat or strongly supportNot sureSomewhat or strongly oppose U.S. adult citizens 39 Party ID Democrats 14 Independents 35 Republicans 68

Per The Economist/YouGov, half of Americans support ABOLISHING ICE.

Literally, "abolishing."

yougov.com/en-us/articl...

He figured out the YouTube algorithm as a creator better than anyone else.

Not a shock. We were told the devices were in the name of equity, and instead students got addicted to the tech.

Thank you for clarifying, Davy. I had been unsure since "Edouard Julien, Are You Gonna Rule Again?"

She’d Never Changed Her Gender Marker. Kansas Invalidated Her License Anyway. — Assigned A trans Kansas resident recently changed her name but not her gender marker on her license, fearing what Kansas may do if she did. The Kansas DMV still flagged her ID.

This story, from @natezuke.bsky.social, is absolutely wild. A trans woman who never changed her gender marker was issued a letter invalidating her license. At the DMV they cut up her license, which had an "M" marker.

www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

This mural slaps. Literally turned around so I could get a picture.

Just wanted you guys to see “Riding in a golf cart fatly”

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Well... THAT was a shot!

I'm 110% sure the moment Zendaya fell for Tom was during his Lip Sync Battle performance and the lesson for young men to learn from this is women find it incredibly hot when you are so comfortable with your masculinity that you can preform effortlessly in drag.

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This has become my preferred gas station because it's regularly 20 cents per gallon cheaper than the ones around my house. Today appears to be an exception, though, as it's inexplicably 10-12 cents per gallon more right now.

Orioles prospect Enrique Bradfield Jr. has made plenty of remarkable catches in his life thanks to his 80-grade speed.

Well, here's another one.

Pokémon 30 - Serebii.net Pokémon 30 - Details all celebrations of Pokémon's 30th Anniversary

Link: www.serebii.net/pokemon30/#a...

Pokémon 30th anniversary logo with Mimikyu.

Pokémon 30th anniversary logo with Dhelmise.

Pokémon 30th anniversary logo with Tyranitar.

Some of my favorites.

Yeah, this has to be insider trading.