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Andrew Bryzgornia

@srsbryzness.bsky.social

Sufficiently adequate. He/him.

267 Followers  |  204 Following  |  1,109 Posts  |  Joined: 28.07.2023
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Easily stop eating and I'm feeling queasy for the rest of the night.

05.03.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was shocked to discover this is only a couple years old. I was certain it was released 2021-ish.

05.03.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.

04.03.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6818    πŸ” 2478    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 36

@mzbryz.bsky.social

04.03.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@productiveouts.bsky.social I hope both of you are sitting down for this.

04.03.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh

04.03.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.

04.03.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8089    πŸ” 2399    πŸ’¬ 261    πŸ“Œ 520
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Kirill Kaprizov gets his 220th goal into an empty net to set the franchise record, he passes Marian Gaborik to become the all time leader

04.03.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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Here's the full 3 minute pelican delay so you can have closure (h/t @sickoscommittee.org)

04.03.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 177    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 15

@mzbryz.bsky.social

04.03.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are some people that should have been told when they were young that their "smile" wasn't really a smile and he's one of them.

04.03.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you've got young children or nanny young children, you'll find this hilarious.

04.03.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Based on reading the comments on @aarongleeman.bsky.social's articles at The Athletic, my fellow Twins fans will either be in complete agreement or will say that you ranked them too high. (And yes, I've already seen that you said they're below the Rockies.)

03.03.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
uld you support or oppose abolishing ICE? (%)

Somewhat or strongly supportNot sureSomewhat or strongly oppose
U.S. adult citizens
39
Party ID
Democrats
14
Independents
35
Republicans
68

uld you support or oppose abolishing ICE? (%) Somewhat or strongly supportNot sureSomewhat or strongly oppose U.S. adult citizens 39 Party ID Democrats 14 Independents 35 Republicans 68

Per The Economist/YouGov, half of Americans support ABOLISHING ICE.

Literally, "abolishing."

yougov.com/en-us/articl...

03.03.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4273    πŸ” 1189    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 140

He figured out the YouTube algorithm as a creator better than anyone else.

03.03.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not a shock. We were told the devices were in the name of equity, and instead students got addicted to the tech.

03.03.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for clarifying, Davy. I had been unsure since "Edouard Julien, Are You Gonna Rule Again?"

03.03.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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She’d Never Changed Her Gender Marker. Kansas Invalidated Her License Anyway. β€” Assigned A trans Kansas resident recently changed her name but not her gender marker on her license, fearing what Kansas may do if she did. The Kansas DMV still flagged her ID.

This story, from @natezuke.bsky.social, is absolutely wild. A trans woman who never changed her gender marker was issued a letter invalidating her license. At the DMV they cut up her license, which had an "M" marker.

www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

03.03.2026 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3558    πŸ” 1625    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 267
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This mural slaps. Literally turned around so I could get a picture.

02.03.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2394    πŸ” 366    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 35
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Just wanted you guys to see β€œRiding in a golf cart fatly”

02.03.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3757    πŸ” 538    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 85

@mzbryz.bsky.social

02.03.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well... THAT was a shot!

02.03.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 234    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 15

I'm 110% sure the moment Zendaya fell for Tom was during his Lip Sync Battle performance and the lesson for young men to learn from this is women find it incredibly hot when you are so comfortable with your masculinity that you can preform effortlessly in drag.

02.03.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

@mzbryz.bsky.social

01.03.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This has become my preferred gas station because it's regularly 20 cents per gallon cheaper than the ones around my house. Today appears to be an exception, though, as it's inexplicably 10-12 cents per gallon more right now.

01.03.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Orioles prospect Enrique Bradfield Jr. has made plenty of remarkable catches in his life thanks to his 80-grade speed.

Well, here's another one.

01.03.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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PokΓ©mon 30 - Serebii.net PokΓ©mon 30 - Details all celebrations of PokΓ©mon's 30th Anniversary

Link: www.serebii.net/pokemon30/#a...

01.03.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
PokΓ©mon 30th anniversary logo with Mimikyu.

PokΓ©mon 30th anniversary logo with Mimikyu.

PokΓ©mon 30th anniversary logo with Dhelmise.

PokΓ©mon 30th anniversary logo with Dhelmise.

PokΓ©mon 30th anniversary logo with Tyranitar.

PokΓ©mon 30th anniversary logo with Tyranitar.

Some of my favorites.

01.03.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, this has to be insider trading.

01.03.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0