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CORMAC MCCARTHY: He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that

i wake up everyday thinking about this

transgender will never go away

Think firing the entire federal workforce will save America money?

Federal civilian employees account for just 4% of the federal budget. Even if someone like Musk—or any president—fired all of us, it wouldn’t make much of a dent in government spending. Don’t fall for it.

elon musk is the shadow president and making up what he deems legal. he genuinely wants it to be a crime to know who is working for him

CDC datasets uploaded before January 28th, 2025 : Centers for Disease Control and Prevention : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive An archive of all CDC datasets uploaded to https://data.cdc.gov/browse before January 28th, 2025. Excludes corrupt datasets and data not publicly accessible.

ah cool, an archive of all CDC data before they tampered with it

they want to erase us completely. do not let them, we will outlive these fascists. create art, take pictures of yourself or your trans friends, make something lasting. we will outlast them forever

we live under the most authoritarian government in the world

it’s going to be the best day in decades when he dies

Federal employees told to remove pronouns from email signatures by end of day Employees at multiple federal agencies were ordered to remove pronouns from their email signatures by Friday afternoon, according to internal memos obtained by ABC News.

move over, lowering egg prices

great question

pretty incredible to publish this official executive order days before the largest deadly air crash in nearly 20 years occurs

they’ve been out for 6 days they can’t help themselves

a white sheet of paper hanging from a black clip against a blue wall. the paper is a worksheet with the words, "my dog is a..." with the instructions to circle one of the following words, "hero," "companion," or "worker." instead, the word "circle" has been circled in pencil, and the rest of the sheet reads, "because he is round" in crude handwriting. next to the explanation as to why the dog is a circle, is a drawing of a very rotund dog with a tiny tail and little feet. this is an A+ assignment if we've ever seen one.

This kid slightly misunderstood their homework assignment and we could not possibly love it more. 12/10

Newspaper headline reads “China may be using sea to hide its submarines.”

i smell a pulitzer

until it can provide us with a specific and foolproof list of instructions to **** **** **** , ai will forever and always be a childs toy

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

Was trying to remember why I had mentally bookmarked him and it was because last summer Colombian tabloids spread a rumor he was having an affair with Linda Yepes, a transgender newscaster. Not only did he refuse to deny it but decried transphobia as akin to Nazism

DM: you see a giant lizard, venom drip-

Me, a Druid: I befriend it

DM: you see a huge wolf, foami-

Me, a Druid: I befriend it

DM: you see an enormous spider

Me, a Druid: I befriend-

DM: IT DOESN’T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
#dnd #nerdsky

very excited to see what happens when you make a deeply compromised addict the leader of the department of defense and subordinate to a madman

Went to an insect museum this week. Kinda miss being so close to the Natural History museum down in San Diego. Rad exhibits there.