Tomás Memilio

Might need to sit down for this one @murosinvisibles.bsky.social

Need sound on.

Now they ask latino under ethnicity then you get to decide if you’re white or black or native or Asian under race. It’s worse imo.

Snoop on a sloop, nice

Those of us who went to hockey schools be like:

You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf but are you ready for…

Cranberry sauce goes great on cheesecake.

Happy thanksgiving.

Bsky academics, let’s get to know each other! Quote this & tell me: 1) a project you are working on & 2) an odd idea/theory you aren’t working on but keep thinking about

1) Building a Hypersonic facility.
2) What happens if you spin an object in supersonic flow as fast as the flow instabilities?

Yo mariposteo
Tú mariposteas
Él/Ella maripostea
Nosotros/as mariposteamos
Vosotros/as mariposteáis
Ellos/as maripostean
Créditos: @seyker.eu

the one thing, above all, I’d suggest to the newskies:

be kind

block and mute the shitheads, don’t engage them if at all possible, and just… treat people with respect

we have a real chance to build a better culture, let’s take it

Creo que la lógica va mas porque un pendejo te la compró a 5 veces lo que creías que valía.

Slow clap

Incredibly honored to post the very first Animated GIF on Bluesky:

Image: Elon Musk Crying Chaser Headline: ‘Stop calling it Twitter’ says guy who deadnames his own child

BREAKING: https://chaser.com.au/general-news/stop-calling-it-twitter-says-guy-who-deadnames-his-own-child/

Used to pop carps in people’s basses

A Fishtol

Hello bluesky newcomers, here are the rules you need to know in order to get along well here

1. No Ben Shapiros
2. I don't got any more

Te hizo la X

Ba dum tss

Honest question though

Twitter—-> Tweets
X —-> ?

I might go for Xits

I trust people here to do so when there’s losers to punch. Threads? Maybe if UFC is promoting something.

There’s no winning here, either you get scammed or you get paid by melon and that’s arguably a bigger L.

I gotta admit this in one thing I will mourn when it's completely dead over there: Users who drive by and punch losers right in the mouth without stopping or even slowing down.

Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically

𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺

Jack, Zuck te va a comer el mandado si no sacas más invitaciones.

Que bolas que te sople el bistec un twitter sin cronológico ni noticias por lento

Man he said ‘single pube’ next to the logo and now I can’t see it any other way

Aló Jack pasa invites, coño

Se suponía que era un melón jajajaj