Al Gore Rhythm

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For anyone that bitches and moans whenever it is frigid, iced/snowed over in winter I want you to go outside and sit in the sun for a good while so you can sear the memory of how this is so much worse

Or someone pulled the “Improbability Drive” lever?

Shelf cloud

Silver lining to “the breakup” - maybe xAI gets some federal environmental scrutiny, just cuz.

Not for any community goodwill or actual environmentalism, but b/c Musk owns it. Bring on the beneficial pettiness. Maybe make Blue Oval exempt from tariffs and incentive rollbacks too to F- Tesla.

I just started getting emails from KamalaHarris.com if you’re wondering how competently that campaign was run.

My info is all over Dem databases from all the campaigns I’ve worked so like, it’s not hard to get.

Rice is great if you’re hungry and want to eat 2000 of something

The greatest thing about Memphis is redneck Karens that badmouth Memphis on social media and say they will never step foot in the city, never come to Memphis.

I robbed someone just last night to keep the reputation up. It’s a small price to pay to avoid becoming Nashville.

Habemus ribs!

Ugh when did companies start calling their former employees “alumni?” Stop.

I mean there are bigger reasons to hate corporations but we should hate them for the small reasons too.

I feel like I’m gonna wake up tomorrow and learn FedEx is filing chapter 7, all the BBQ joints burned down, the aquifer ran out of water, and Forum renovations are actually for an another xAI data center.

Maybe we’ll get a roller coaster for another $30 admission.

Anyways, even though you’ve given us acres of public park land basically for free that we substantially altered and are allowed to fence off and charge money to access, you should give us more money.

Hey these 2 random things that happened 3 years ago, one of which was several miles away from us, are totally the reason. It’s not us, it’s not people seeing our acres of caged animals differently these days. Nope.

maybe we should arm the pope again

Also a dispute resulting in an antipope would be really cool

Pope Lando II Calrissian

Pope Sissy II

I’m looking at past Pope names for interesting potential new Pope name possibilities. If he chooses this one I would call him “Pope Donut II”

We would beating this Houston team if we were 7 seed

Looks like Steven Adam’s might be slightly effective vs the warriors

I would give anything for OKC to truly embrace the Juche Idea of Kim Il Sung

Ouuuch

Not surprised. I’d like to know the ratio of completed passes vs turnovers every time he drives to the basket. It feeeeels like it will be a very not good ratio.

I like how OKC themed a whole part of their city “the buildings are made of brick in this little part” and put a little tourist canal in the middle of it.

So at least we have authenticity and culture around here.

It’s pretty bad when people say missing the playoffs entirely would have been the better option. Truly we are living in the worst timeline of all things.

Hammer nail coffin uggggh

The Westbrook giveth, the Westbrook taketh away

United Airlines flight sees engine fire after takeoff due to apparent rabbit strike United Flight 2325 had departed Denver International Airport en route to Edmonton, Canada, on Sunday when the incident occurred.

It’s just a wee little bunny