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I thought I could wrangle crazy with kindness. This was hubris at best, stupidity at worst. Believe people when they tell you who they are and act accordingly. Giving somebody the benefit of the doubt only leads to more doubt and insanity.

Thirdly, everyone is on their own journey. You are not RuPaul and you are not Lizzo. Stop telling people how to love or treat themselves. You, and you alone, are the ultimate authority on how you should be treated.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk…

Second of all, mind your own fucking business. If you would like to help me grow as a human being, this is not the way to do it. Lecturing me is the surest way to get see my middle finger.

First of all, don’t fucking assume you know how I feel about myself based on one derogatory/self-effacing and/or humorous comment. don’t mistake critical thinking for self-hatred.

One of my favorite things is when I express dismay at the encroaching gray in my beard or my persistent post-Covid weight gain that I can’t seem to get rid of, is the people screaming “WHY DON’T YOU LOVE YOURSELF?!?” at top volume.

Again, if this sounds like kooky conspiracy theory, I urge you to look into it. And not from some fly-by-night YouTube channel with 12 followers. There are legitimate sources that back up my claims. #TrustNoRobot.

There’s absolutely fucking nothing that you could say to convince me that AI is a good thing. For every one or two good things it does, it’s responsible for 1000 band ones. Not to mention the fact that the shadowy forces in this country are using AI data centers to build a surveillance state.

If you’ve read the Epstein files or heard anything about it, you know that every crazy ass conspiracy theory that has been introduced in the last 10 years is essentially true. So if you think I’m being silly about the coming synchronicity, “do your own research”.

It is a fact that the worldwide meat industry uses more water than AI. But I don’t expect cows to suddenly attain sentience, pick up arms, and squash the human race.

Just had a friend who works in the tech industry try to mansplain why other industries are (meat) wasting more water than AI and that humans waste more water. This is someone who is ostensibly a friend, but I kind of feel they have drank the tech Kool-Aid.

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…..some?

Pro Tip: if you have persistent problems getting up when your alarm goes off, instead of hitting the snooze repeatedly, jump up immediately and start doing something. I’m sort of forcing my body to be more disciplined to get up at a reasonable hour and get the day started.

RFK Jr said, "I used to snort cocaine off from toilet seats."
Smoking weed was supposed to disqualify both Bill Clinton and Barack Obama. But now we have the nation's health dept head saying he used both heroine and coke.
He is a perfect example of the sewer rats that make up Trump's cabinet.

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15 years ago, scrubbed my blog from the Internet. So full of cringe, so full of dumb shit that I wouldn’t want anybody to read today.

But soon I’m gonna be returning full force. The new & improved & more mature wookieeboogie. Get ready for a whole new level of me being insufferable. Details soon.

Musk turns his back on the pedo powers-that-be and Michael Cohen goes slithering back to Trump. We truly are living in the upside down.

I could Google it, but I’m asking just for the entertainment and hilarity of it all: but is there something that is in between a type A and type B personality? Like a combination of the two? Because I think that that’s what I am.

Your thoughts and opinions are welcome as well as any links…

“Attention and money.” Sounds like someone I know.

Sniffies of the Week! (Although it’s a little on the nose, I’m still amused.)

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But however you slice it, you can’t really blame your astrological sign on everything in your life. You’re either an asshole or you’re not.

Again, I’m always one foot in, one foot out with regard to my personal beliefs. But I will also say that recent experiences have showed me this is pretty true.

So whether or not you believe in astrology, and I know I am on the fence all the time, there’s no denying certain things. A friend of mine, actually two different people, recently expressed to me that Cancers born in June and very early July are the worst.

My seasonal rage/depression is setting in early this year. I suggest everybody give me a wide berth with this fucking holiday cheer for the 5 five weeks or so.

Reminiscing about that Thanksgiving that I had a three-way. Good times.

Christmastime is basically a national holiday for toxic positivity.

It’s not being petty so much is just sticking to my guns. I’ve had enough drama with emotionally stunted losers. I’ve done my bit for King & Country. Not getting my energy anymore.

Case in point: there’s this obnoxious fuck boy who ruined my Xmas in 2023. I haven’t spoken to him since Xmas Day of that year. I’ve been in the same room with him. I’ve been in the same club with him. I’ve walked past him and I have said nothing. I don’t know why I am proud of this, but I am.

I’m not much of a grudge holder, but if I decide that I no longer want to talk to you,… I can keep that going forever. No drama, just severing ties. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

At this wedding, hetero, blend of Indian and Quaker cultures. Honesty been one of the best weddings I’ve been to. (The best being the Burner nuptials.) it’s been beautiful and heartfelt with choreography. No elephant but the groom showed upon a horse.

Despite this, I refuse to give up on people. Although that’s a difficult choice, it is the only choice. There’s 8 billion of us. But let’s be real, only a small fraction, deserve your love and attention.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

What I have learned in my many decades on planet earth is this: people will never do what they’re supposed to do. No matter how many times you put the correct options in front of them, they will not do them. And it is most always to their detriment and those around them.