Quinn Sutherland

“How the West Was Won” in Cinerama

It’s really hard to win an argument when you have the hiccups

Not a lot of interest in my Luge for Seniors class

*realtor trying to stop her nosebleed* I do love a home with a breezeway

Those yahoos should try a round and see if their hip flexors can handle it. Not to mention moving yourself around the ice on one foot while paddling with the other, like an upright human canoe.

They've gone Epstinct.

Review: They just made 'The Muppet Show' again. Finally. Seth Rogen takes Kermit, Fozzie, and Miss Piggy back to basics for a 50th anniversary special that will hopefully lead to a new ongoin show

With the new Muppet Show special, Seth Rogen and company finally did the thing every Muppets fan has been asking for forever: They just made The Muppet Show again. My review:

Catherine O'Hara: The Grande Dame of Off-Center Comedy Comedy writer Merrill Markoe remembers Catherine O'Hara and the impact of her career from 'SCTV' to Christopher Guest movies and beyond.

I wrote a piece...i believe they call it "an appreciation"... about one of my comedy heroes: Ms.Catherine O'Hara.
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

Michele Bachmann in braces for CarShield

A small fuzzy yellow duckling sleeping upside down on a blanket.

Upside down duckling is upside down.
Well done 12.
#duckling

How is this not Kate McKinnon

Thinking about running some ethernet cable under the house but also kinda weirded out by the idea of the internet being in my crawlspace. Maybe it should stay where I can keep an eye on it.

Pen and ink drawing: jimmy olsen and swamp thing

And I think this one’s done! Strange Sport Stories sketch: Jimmy Olsen vs Swamp Thing. This will go up on the Helioscope etsy in a few days, or if you want it right now, it’s yours for free if you make a $400 donation to the trans law center. transgenderlawcenter.org/donate/ DM me to coordinate.

My picture was used in child abuse images. AI is putting others through my nightmare | Mara Wilson I was a child actor, exploited by strangers on the internet. Now millions of children face the same danger

I wrote about my experiences being sexually exploited as a child, and what we need to do to make sure AI doesn’t make that a reality for millions of children.

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Atetie acean Greenland appears this size on the Mercator map projection, but in reality: Attfit ocone Astic Ocean Population: 55,840 Area: 2,166,086 sq km (836,330 sq miles) Autonomous territory of Denmark Greenland Europe is about 5x bigger than Greenland The US is about 4.5x bigger than Greenland India is about 1.5x bigger than Greenland China Japar Oupegrato Nicer agua Sudon Verazuela Colorse Thailand, Miaysio Phippies Zamba 6 Mocabicue South America is about 8x bigger than Greenland South Atrice Africa is about 14x bigger than Greenland Australia is about 3.5x bigger than Greenland

can someone please show trump Greenland’s actual size and change history as he loses interest?

As a social movements scholar, I absolutely love the diversity of tactics being developed by each city, reflecting their local flavor

Portland kept it weird with inflatable costumes

Chicago protected its street vendors by buying up their food each day

Charlotte chased ICE agents into the woods

These people have the worst cases of Stockholm Syndrome! The answer to this should be, "You're a public servant. I expect you to answer my question civilly and without insults. If you can't, find me someone who can." What would happen? He'd get barred from these sham events? And lose what, exactly?

I never got an answer

I love you, Fairfield, CT driver who just passed me blaring “Sundown” by Gordon Lightfoot

'Please Scream Inside Your Heart,' Japanese Amusement Park Tells Thrill-Seekers Several park-goers have complained that the request for those on roller coasters to remain silent is unrealistic. "If a scream comes out, it comes out," one visitor said.

have you considered screaming inside your heart

Tonight in 1960 — “Man from the South” aired on ALFRED HITCHCOCK PRESENTS.

Peter Lorre and Steve McQueen star as gamblers who make a macabre bet in this adaptation of Roald Dahl’s short story.

Directed by Norman Lloyd and co-starring Neile Adams (McQueen's wife). YouTube: youtu.be/zvyaovvQ0TI?...

found the new CBS mission statement.

Lin-Manuel Miranda stars in the new musical Zohran with a Z

Aside from the pears the snacks in a Harry & David gift basket are terrible. How do you fuck up Trail Mix?

sandwiches packaged some say "club"and some say "clud"

what's a matter babe you hardly touched your clud sandwich

My wife captured this image of a gust of wind stirring the newly snow-dressed trees outside our NYC apartment just a few moments ago.

Merry Christmas!

We called my son "Gladys Kravitz" when he was a wee one, because anytime he heard any noise outside he'd run to the picture window to snoop.

I expected his first complete sentence to be something like "Abner, Mr. Stevens just got of his car and he's only four feet tall!"

Twitter screenshot, 23 December 2016 (and god knows we needed a laugh at the end of that year): Gerry Adams, “This house is like Santa's Grotto. Takes half an hour 2 switch off fairy lights and assorted Yule illuminations. Feel like a grinch now.” Reply from ‘Eddielzzard'sBeret’: “Surely you know someone who can fit a timer.”

Well, happy anniversary to one of the finest of festive exchanges