Quinn Sutherland

Pet food is usually not covered by SNAP (depending on where you are), but needing to cover more groceries may take up what you would have spent on it. Many animal shelters have pet food pantries, so check your local if you're struggling to feed your pets.

Are we calling the new ballroom the Right Wing

Right now publicists are drafting public apologies for the costumes their celebrity clients will be wearing in a week:

“I’ve always been a ____ supporter of _____ and did not intend to _____. In the spirit of Halloween, I ____ a ____ which I realize was ______ and ___ __ _____."

Poirot tells Louise "Pas de blague" when she tries to claim Linnet had no enemies. In this context, it means "Quit screwing around."
#DeathOnTheNile #TCMParty

The Five Families: Gambino, Genovese, Lucchese, Bonanno, and the NBA

They’re all buying blank greeting cards and bleach

The body language experts on YouTube are obsessed with teaching us how to identify psychopaths So far I’ve counted 9 in this CVS aisle.

yes, there is a historical relationship between Fleetwood Mac’s Tusk and MST3K

Louvre Heist was my first husband

I read an article about Mick Hucknall having "well-publicized feuds with Steve Coogan and the Gallagher brothers" and guess which Gallagher brothers came to mind first

FOR SALE: One Duke of York title. Poor condition

“This Netflix series is just awful."

“And there are only four episodes."

I'll be sure and get you some All Dressed chips as well.

This corporate decision is--and I want to be subtle and even-handed in my phrasing so as not to lose any of the important nuances--stupid.

I think you can order it on Amazon! Stock up on Coffee Crisps too.

DR. PHULL McGRAGA

Mr. Hagen? We'd like to speak with you about our friend Khartoum.

Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.

You know when friends in a relationship split up and both host get togethers on the same day, and you go to one and see some friends who sided with that person, then a small group of you shuttle to the other’s and see those friends, and it’s more work and less enjoyment? Anyway I’m also on Mastodon.

No thank you, windows that unfold to become tiny balconies

If you obey the administration’s demands to use its NewSpeak vocabulary, why would I ever trust you to describe its actions objectively?

Behold, a token remnant from an old, antiquated British institution. Often ridiculed for it's apparent lack of ability to relate to modern life and often accused of corruption.

... and here he is holding a judge's wig.

It’s Puppy Monday! This is Strudel. I’m with him for a week until he joins his forever family.

I’m still on the floor

One of my favorite things is getting on the floor to play with babies or puppies then after they’ve left the room it takes me an hour to realize I'm still on the floor

Correcting strangers’ grammar uninvited is an act of hostility, so either jubilantly own that or don’t do it.

Just spent five and a half hours at the NYFF watching Rebecca Miller's Mr. Scorsese, a brilliant, definitive, revelatory portrait of the filmmaker that earned a roaring and well-deserved standing ovation. I truly didn't want it to end.* On Apple 10/17.

*Full disclosure: I am in it for 12 seconds.

30. ‘A Room with a View’ (Ivory, 1985)

“‘A Shropshire Lad’. Never heard of it. ‘The Way of All Flesh’. Never heard of it.”
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“How do you do? Come in.”
“Come and have a bathe!”
“I’d like that.”
“That’s the best conversational opening I’ve ever heard! ‘How do you do? Come and have a bathe.’”