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Senior software engineer – graphics, print and font technologies; PIA/GATF award winner. RISC OS bore: https://20000.org

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Ah but the 10% is up a mountain driving solely on scavenged cooking oil... I bet.

04.03.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I blame the Vikings. Coming over here...

03.03.2026 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you want to know how the British print news industry ends (which is, de facto, amazingly still what supports most newspaper websites) it's the distribution channels getting banjaxed. When you lose "TG Jones" etc even people who want a paper can't get one. That'll be the real start of the ending.

03.03.2026 10:07 β€” πŸ‘ 337    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 11

It could benefit from a couple of inches in the rear, but not a scintilla wider.

03.03.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So sorry that you and your hair had insurmountable creative differences.

02.03.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm tired of angry looking SUVs why are you so big and angry.

10.08.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 580    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

The two minutes of hate has been going on for so long now that none of them can remember why they were doing it - it's just "what you do".

02.03.2026 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Practice!

01.03.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a brown shirt is making a funny face while sitting at a table . Alt: Captain Mal Reynolds fails to find the words to argue with.

"Internal combustion engines have so many parts that failures are bound to occur... so we're going to add more parts."

01.03.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"It's not just racists that voted for Brexit..."

01.03.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The remains of Gwylfa Hiraethog, which have been an iconic local ruin my whole life. As it deteriorates I hark back to the greater ruin it once was - silhouetted gables defiant on the horizon.

Nominative Determinism.

01.03.2026 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're very easy to find - just buy a replacement and the old ones will launch themselves out of cupboards at you.

01.03.2026 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
How Much I Dislike the Daily MailΒ 
Β 
I would ratherΒ 
eat Quavers that are six weeks stale,Β 
blow dry the man bun of Gareth Bale,Β 
listen to the songs of Jimmy Nail,Β 
than read one page of the Daily Mail.Β 
Β 
If I was boredΒ 
in a waiting room in Perivale,Β 
on a twelve-hour trip on Network Rail,Β 
halfway through a circumnavigational sail,Β 
I would not read the Daily Mail.Β 
Β 
I would happily readΒ 
the autobiography of Dan Quayle,Β 
1001 Things You Can Do With Kale,Β 
selected scripts from Emmerdale,
if it meant I didn’t have to read the Daily Mail.Β 
Β 
Far better toΒ 
stand outside in a storm of hail,Β 
scratch a blackboard with a fingernail,Β 
be swallowed by a humpback whale,Β 
than have to read the Daily Mail.Β 
Β 
If I was blind Β 
and it was the only thing in Braille,Β 
I still would not read the Daily Mail.Β 

Β 
Brian BilstonΒ 

How Much I Dislike the Daily MailΒ  Β  I would ratherΒ  eat Quavers that are six weeks stale,Β  blow dry the man bun of Gareth Bale,Β  listen to the songs of Jimmy Nail,Β  than read one page of the Daily Mail.Β  Β  If I was boredΒ  in a waiting room in Perivale,Β  on a twelve-hour trip on Network Rail,Β  halfway through a circumnavigational sail,Β  I would not read the Daily Mail.Β  Β  I would happily readΒ  the autobiography of Dan Quayle,Β  1001 Things You Can Do With Kale,Β  selected scripts from Emmerdale, if it meant I didn’t have to read the Daily Mail.Β  Β  Far better toΒ  stand outside in a storm of hail,Β  scratch a blackboard with a fingernail,Β  be swallowed by a humpback whale,Β  than have to read the Daily Mail.Β  Β  If I was blind Β  and it was the only thing in Braille,Β  I still would not read the Daily Mail.Β  Β  Brian BilstonΒ 

Today’s poem is called β€˜How Much I Dislike the Daily Mail’.

20.08.2025 09:06 β€” πŸ‘ 947    πŸ” 298    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 32
The Telegraph

"How Spain dismantled the British expat dream

It was once a favourite of sun-seeking retirees - now the country is turning its back on overseas buyers"

The Telegraph "How Spain dismantled the British expat dream It was once a favourite of sun-seeking retirees - now the country is turning its back on overseas buyers"

The Telegraph have a funny way of spelling "Brexit" and "immigrant".

01.03.2026 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"The Prisoner", 1967.

01.03.2026 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The worst part is being sure you have that particular needle, but not being able to locate it in the haystack.

01.03.2026 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There was no HDD in the AGB22, EDU01 and EDU02 builds (see serial number).

01.03.2026 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably not the best time to post this, but are any folks in the UK interested in either an old BBC micro or a slightly younger Acorn Archimedes? No idea if they’re still working.

18.02.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Battery level 90% alongside a battery icon with a superimposed snowflake. 
"Available range and battery level is affected by low ambient temperature" it warns, despite the temperature being 10Β°C.

Battery level 90% alongside a battery icon with a superimposed snowflake. "Available range and battery level is affected by low ambient temperature" it warns, despite the temperature being 10Β°C.

Calm down Tenzing, that's not cold.

28.02.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Puffin Island and the distant North Wales coast with a deep blue sky and calm sea.

Puffin Island and the distant North Wales coast with a deep blue sky and calm sea.

ALL THESE WORLDS
ARE YOURS EXCEPT
PUFFIN ISLAND
ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE

28.02.2026 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My Arabic's not so hot either.

28.02.2026 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it Defence (UK/International English) or Defense (US)? They seem uncertain.

28.02.2026 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The trees are great.

27.02.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

geLLMan amnesia.

27.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's ridiculous to be talking about going to Mars when we can't even explain what cats are thinking in their contrarian little heads.

What are they trying to tell us? IS IT CONSUMERISM?! Why must the table be tidier than the floor? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?! 😩

27.02.2026 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two Polestar 2s by the sea in the UK.

Two Polestar 2s by the sea in the UK.

Welcome to the family!
Same, with the barley leather, plus a doppelganger.

27.02.2026 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Lost in translation"! 🀭

27.02.2026 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
⚑️πŸ’ͺEnergym⚑️πŸ’ͺ
YouTube video by Comptoir IA ⚑️πŸ’ͺEnergym⚑️πŸ’ͺ

This spoof is fantastic, not least for the aging choices they’ve made for the tech broligarchs. youtu.be/zdkBUuWCZg4?...

27.02.2026 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Outlands
YouTube video by Daft Punk - Topic Outlands

First track I think of - no Daft Punk detected whatsoever:

26.02.2026 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I looked it up in Gorton and Denton and this move hasn't been allowed in matchplay since 1853,except for the Chislehurst variant.

26.02.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0