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"Select all squares that contain seeds"
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"Put the right people together and get out of their way"

The oracle of awful.
The fountain of fail.
The spigot of spite.

Faucet? I barely touched it!

It's a mixer - you can dribble hot, warm or cold water on your shoes, as is your want. And you get to inspect the water before it falls, in case you don't like the look of it.

"Isn't the water supposed to go in the sink?"

"Fascist! Luddite! I'm an artiste."

Both patience and pause are virtues!

Somebody chose this. "No, not that boring one, the one that looks like a water feature in a overwrought shopping mall!"

Design!

Pay no attention to the puddle.

There's an apparent yearning for a strong daddy to make everything all right, and who might even voice his approval. It's deeply sad, really. A vast hole they'll never fill.

Not in a Polestar. The throttle and brake control is incredibly finely tuned.

Adaptive cruise control is a bit Leeroy Jenkins though.

#2 is mind-blowing. 🤯

Ah but the 10% is up a mountain driving solely on scavenged cooking oil... I bet.

I blame the Vikings. Coming over here...

If you want to know how the British print news industry ends (which is, de facto, amazingly still what supports most newspaper websites) it's the distribution channels getting banjaxed. When you lose "TG Jones" etc even people who want a paper can't get one. That'll be the real start of the ending.

It could benefit from a couple of inches in the rear, but not a scintilla wider.

So sorry that you and your hair had insurmountable creative differences.

I'm tired of angry looking SUVs why are you so big and angry.

The two minutes of hate has been going on for so long now that none of them can remember why they were doing it - it's just "what you do".

Practice!

a man in a brown shirt is making a funny face while sitting at a table . Alt: Captain Mal Reynolds fails to find the words to argue with.

"Internal combustion engines have so many parts that failures are bound to occur... so we're going to add more parts."

"It's not just racists that voted for Brexit..."

The remains of Gwylfa Hiraethog, which have been an iconic local ruin my whole life. As it deteriorates I hark back to the greater ruin it once was - silhouetted gables defiant on the horizon.

Nominative Determinism.

They're very easy to find - just buy a replacement and the old ones will launch themselves out of cupboards at you.

How Much I Dislike the Daily Mail    I would rather  eat Quavers that are six weeks stale,  blow dry the man bun of Gareth Bale,  listen to the songs of Jimmy Nail,  than read one page of the Daily Mail.    If I was bored  in a waiting room in Perivale,  on a twelve-hour trip on Network Rail,  halfway through a circumnavigational sail,  I would not read the Daily Mail.    I would happily read  the autobiography of Dan Quayle,  1001 Things You Can Do With Kale,  selected scripts from Emmerdale, if it meant I didn’t have to read the Daily Mail.    Far better to  stand outside in a storm of hail,  scratch a blackboard with a fingernail,  be swallowed by a humpback whale,  than have to read the Daily Mail.    If I was blind   and it was the only thing in Braille,  I still would not read the Daily Mail.    Brian Bilston 

Today’s poem is called ‘How Much I Dislike the Daily Mail’.

The Telegraph "How Spain dismantled the British expat dream It was once a favourite of sun-seeking retirees - now the country is turning its back on overseas buyers"

The Telegraph have a funny way of spelling "Brexit" and "immigrant".

"The Prisoner", 1967.

The worst part is being sure you have that particular needle, but not being able to locate it in the haystack.

There was no HDD in the AGB22, EDU01 and EDU02 builds (see serial number).

Probably not the best time to post this, but are any folks in the UK interested in either an old BBC micro or a slightly younger Acorn Archimedes? No idea if they’re still working.

Battery level 90% alongside a battery icon with a superimposed snowflake. "Available range and battery level is affected by low ambient temperature" it warns, despite the temperature being 10°C.

Calm down Tenzing, that's not cold.

Puffin Island and the distant North Wales coast with a deep blue sky and calm sea.

ALL THESE WORLDS
ARE YOURS EXCEPT
PUFFIN ISLAND
ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE