Goosie

the temu bardo thodol.....

femboy x tomboy

boy: If we both wore skirts, this would be easier girl: That isn't gonna happen boy: That's fine girl: Wha! boy: Undressing can be fun too

sfx: snap (condom) sfx: shove boy: Although I really prefer this part sfx: thrust girl: Whaa girl (thinking): so fast

boy: Can't forget this sfx: pinch boy: Let's see now... do you like it more here? Or here? sfx: squeeze, grind, shove girl: That feels... good...

femboy♂ x tomboy♀

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I used to be really annoying on social media (it's ok, you can say it, I was very bad and I know it) but now I see many others getting much deeper into it as I've chilled way off, and I feel so much like the concerned parent who knows where the path ends but won't be listened to.

duncan idaho cookie monster close tho

best tweet ever made no contest

what else could it be

cannibalism as a metaphor for hungry

Kazuhira Miller walking up to Venom Snake after finishing a mission like "Boss! I want to play goo Goo babies"

There’s a big glowing sign that says KETAMINE SEATTLE off the I-90 and it broadcasts a beacon like signal that causes all the puppygirl ravers to do the Weapons run straight to the PNW

[eating fresh mozzarella] this is like if boobs was a food

#letterboxdfriday

keep seeing that AI video of the bunnies on the trampoline shared by people who hate AI and I think it's really cool we're all becoming Facebook grandmas

YEAH lmao

lmao the amount of times someone assumed I was transmasc

like nah I just have stubborn facial hair sorry

kris flirt doodle

in the "business", heh, we call this "mania"

Explaining bladee & Ecco2k to my gen x co worker that they're like the modern Simon & Garfunkel

Princess Peach smoking at the decks at Coachella

How it feels to normalize something lowkey problematic

starting a bet whether or not Gigi Murin is Mexican American or Asian American

It's crazy that the selling point of the "Naked Gun" reboot is nostalgia for the entire concept of "comedy" and "jokes." Remember "jokes"? Not riffs but actual planned, written jokes?

congratulating a transmasc friend on coming out by sending them ytmnd

Edit of ryo from devilman to look like my fursona. Text says “Oh, this? It’s laced with drugs.”

I started watching devil man crybaby for the first time tonight

wolfgender🖤⛓️💅

pronouns are she/he atm:)

finally watching devilman crybaby and this is Goosiecore in its purest essence

YEAHH i love both of those playthroughs, rimworld is so fuckin good too

ahah you know it 😌

(I used to be an active member of the community forums and stuff, good times)

used to listen to R.E.M while playing Dwarf Fortress as a teen so now when i hear those jangly guitars i start seeing ASCII

Finally understanding how it feels to be a Japanese person watching a trans femme choose a Japanese name watching trans men name themselves Angel

getting so high I imprint on you like a baby duck