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Jay, Bipedal Cognitohazard

@jayyytheling.bsky.social

Just a changeling dude with a penchance for firearms and *weird* shit. Bustin' my ass on the regular. 24/American Most active on Discord/Telegram: @jayythechangeling

134 Followers  |  99 Following  |  75 Posts  |  Joined: 07.09.2023  |  1.9602

Latest posts by jayyytheling.bsky.social on Bluesky

Of course it is, *thrall.*

08.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Beats me! But you won't need to worry about that when I wipe your mind of any higher thought than infecting others with my blight.~

08.02.2026 21:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I don't see what you're so worried about!

I think you'd look PERFECT between my thighs belching up my spawn. Rule of three and all, you know?~

08.02.2026 21:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Care for a changeling in these trying times with the first two?~

08.02.2026 21:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Something -snapped-.

Whatever the demon was before, any sort of higher thought was long since wiped away under a cataclysmic wave of hyperstimulus, new maws tasting at the air as anything between his original set of ears was drowned under the sole urge to devour, assimilate, and spread.

07.02.2026 12:57 — 👍 48    🔁 15    💬 2    📌 0
A feral raptor (Shooks), presenting himself to the viewer with a devious grin on his face. His tail is raised and below it is a massive donut for an asshole. Just below that are balls that drag over the floor, and jutting out below him is a drooling black equine shaft. His rear and balls are steamy and sweaty.

A feral raptor (Shooks), presenting himself to the viewer with a devious grin on his face. His tail is raised and below it is a massive donut for an asshole. Just below that are balls that drag over the floor, and jutting out below him is a drooling black equine shaft. His rear and balls are steamy and sweaty.

You were being hunted by something.. But what you didn't expect was for this raptor to jump out in front of you, swaying his steamy, sweaty assets in such an enticing way.

If you don't accept, chances are you're either being pounced or sat on.

Absolutely stellar piece from @shaydahot.bsky.social

06.02.2026 17:39 — 👍 492    🔁 93    💬 9    📌 0

A: hot????
B: Where do I sign up.

05.02.2026 21:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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(the limit is two per day, p̶e̶r̶m̶a̶n̶e̶n̶t̶ side effects may follow~!)

#furry #art #nsfw #egglaying #oviposition #ovi

17.01.2026 19:53 — 👍 287    🔁 62    💬 6    📌 0
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There are definitely risks to working at MLabs but
The number of slime attacks has only risen since the warning fliers went up. Hmmm...

(Also my fucking house is on a slime chunk Im absolutely distraught lmao)

#furry #art #nsfw #slime #atwt #mlabs

21.01.2026 06:00 — 👍 214    🔁 62    💬 8    📌 0

If I do, do I grow extra eyes like the ones on the map 👁️

05.02.2026 21:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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the primal urge to show the whole thing off before it's even fucking done

04.02.2026 22:14 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

You should see the things he's got downstairs!

04.02.2026 12:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oops.~

01.02.2026 17:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yknow I know the whole idea of Look Outside is that it's supposed to be like, body horror that makes the average person go "oh dear fucking god"

...but it's giving me IDEAS.

01.02.2026 14:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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With such a fine ass, who could ever not enjoy the view?
Especially when the aftermath is just as much of a show...

For Aedric!

31.01.2026 21:45 — 👍 19    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

creepypasta cryptic that instantly kills anybody who creates clickbait 'tier list' youtube thumbnails with an obviously controversial placement that isnt in the actual video just to drive engagement.

31.01.2026 13:34 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Beast only shot for good measure :3

30.01.2026 22:24 — 👍 511    🔁 81    💬 13    📌 2

This is supposed to be a negative effect?

30.01.2026 08:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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also had a scare with my drawing tablet pen shitting the bed

Turns out the thing's pen-tip is connected via
headphone
jack

truly a design choice yessiree

28.01.2026 21:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh it won't be you taking him home, but the other way 'round.

Not like the end result changes from you gettin' polluted with his mutts or anything.~

28.01.2026 20:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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It -is- nice to look at, but if you keep eyefuckin' Vin's flare you're gonna get REAL intimate with it real soon.

28.01.2026 20:26 — 👍 26    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 0

someone set the fucking fire alarms at my dorms off again because they burnt their popcorn, and had us evac for 30 minutes

I now understand why airmen are not allowed hot plates in their room

26.01.2026 16:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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idea: stripper pole that tfs u into an eldritch horror when u use it.

23.01.2026 22:16 — 👍 171    🔁 70    💬 8    📌 0

man I finally get around to posting my shit to FA and my inbox pulls the "coughing baby vs nuclear bomb"

i am the coughing baby

24.01.2026 21:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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and now for something completely different

18.01.2026 20:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Man, then major downside of the UK is still definitely there - god do I miss my range days...

Gotta get back to training as soon as I can manage it

18.01.2026 16:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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oh shit

17.01.2026 22:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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More good shit on the way, this time starring my -other- 'ling...

13.01.2026 12:46 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

my dumbass when I put the wrong year -and- teeth color

fix'd

12.01.2026 19:59 — 👍 60    🔁 10    💬 3    📌 0
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I dunno about you, but I -still- don't think that's enough tongue...

For Eclipse on Discord!

12.01.2026 18:51 — 👍 31    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 1

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