Okay so this is a really stupid comic that I made. It's about two little goblin-looking people.They don't really have names but for the purposes of this transcript I'll call them Sean and Ken. PANEL 1: Sean is peeking through a doorway into a room while Ken is playing with a kendama. Sean: Hey...Can we talk? Ken: Of course dude. You can tell me anything. PANEL 2: Sean peeks in a little further. Sean: It's uh...It's about this shirt you got me. Ken (from offscreen): Oh yeah! Do you love it? PANEL 3: Sean fully enters the room. He's wearing a large T-shirt with big block letters that say "PISS, YUM" Sean: Well... PANEL 4: Ken is still playing with the kendama, but looks concerned. Ken: Is the size okay? I coulnd't remember if you were 2 or 3XL. PANEL 5: Ken (continuing): It's not a polyester blend, is it? The website said it was 100% cotton, but you can't trust anything these days. PANEL 6: Sean fully enters the room. Sean: N-no, all that stuff is fine. Look, I'm just gonna say it: It's about the message. PANEL 7: Ken looks heartbroken. Ken: You don't...like to drink piss? PANEL 8: Sean rushes forward to grab Ken's hand with both of his. Ken: Dog, you know I like to drink piss! PANEL 9: Sean and Ken are both crying. Sean: It's just...my personal hero, Bi- Ken (interupting): -Bill Watterson. Sean: Yes! He never wanted to merchandise his art, and remained uncompromising in that vision his whole career. I love what I do! I don't want to dilute my artistic integrity through hollow appeals to brand recognition! PANEL 10: Ken: So...You probably won't be interested in the bumper sticker I made for you, huh? There's a closeup of one of those Calvin peeing bumber stickers, but Sean has been added in, mouth open, drinking Calvin's piss. At the bottom of the page is the message "Dedicated to Bill Watterson".

Look I don't know leave me alone.

#furry #art #piss

Whatever you now find weird, ugly, uncomfortable and nasty about a new medium will surely become its signature... The excitement of grainy film, of bleached-out black and white, is the excitement of witnessing events too momentous for the medium assigned to record them. ― Brian Eno

You have such a talent for evoking the emotion of 'yeah I've met this person before'. The crunchy mom dreads 😙🤌

Congrats on insurance! I hope surgery goes smoothly ❤️‍🩹

10 horror movies to get to know me by:
⛺ The Endless
🌕 American Werewolf in London
🎻 The Perfection
🎤 Green Room
🌲 Tucker & Dale vs Evil
💉 Repo the Genetic Opera
🍲 Battle Royale
🧜‍♀️ Mermaid in a Manhole
🏇 Nope
🍔 The Menu

Thank you for being the first person I saw to post the REAL NEWS from the direct

I've been noticing this as well. We've always got a few, but I feel like since about the time of the Crackdowns they've became daily.

These are the most fruit per fruit when you think about it

Waiting for the best birthday present I'll ever get c'mon world

Not to encourage you, but I set up Ubuntu on my laptop recently and it was simply a treat.

for my special recipe you will need
500g shredded viscera
150g diced onion
150g diced celery
150g diced carrot

This is useful information as I was also meh on the first episode 🤔

So many sound bytes from that show are embedded in my brain

wikihow instructions for tiddlywinks (taken out of context): 4. Handle squopped winks right. You cannot play a squopped wink.

Some of you need to hear this

I'm so glad that cats are holdable size and that you can often convince them to tolerate many things for moments at a time

ADHD? buddy, that's an ANCIENT diagnosis. if you don't got at least AD4K, you're livin in the past

If you are frustrated with queer devs on itch being affected by Recent Events, giving them your money is a way to offer meaningful support.

itch.io/b/3062/queer...

Oh no now I can't unhear it

In the face of the mass censoring of adult content happening around gaming storefronts, the community run bundle @queergamesbundle.bsky.social is a reminder of how to take some of that lost autonomy back.

Here’s a trailer I made for this year's edition. Support it here: itch.io/b/3062/queer...

good writers are perverts by DOMINO CLUB (that's good)

feels as good a time as any, given current events, to replug the most popular thing i've ever written:
dominoclub.itch.io/good-writers...

asking why a group of fascist SWERF and TERF shit heads went after Steam and Itch is like asking why Moms For Liberty went after all the books aimed at kids and teens regarding specifically queer sexuality during the nationwide book banning spree.

unfortunately, both Flo from Progressive and the Limu Emu had to be beheaded for being capitalist icons. /That/'s doomed yuri (they love each other)

You know how everyone has been predicting that Steam's turn toward censorship is going impact quality games by women and queer ppl? Well...
Here's a brand new boundary-pushing feminist horror game being censored from Steam because it explores the commodification of gender violence...

A physical illustration of a gilled, grey mushroom.

Gonna enter my alcohol marker and gel pen era soon...

i just wish that if people were going to fawn over fake videogame girls, it would be from a game that isn't an ideological sin, one whose primary monetization method isn't a cancerous blight upon us. there's so many cool lesbians in this world. you don't need to foster a festering gambling addiction

Gonna finally get to it someday and expand my teen soap opera repertoire

Launch Day! KindFolx 1.0 is released! Play as 1 of 3 members of the Adventurers Guild, dungeon crawl, and survive tense, fast-paced encounters to take down a treasonous tyrant in this real-time deckbuilder!

store.steampowered.com/app/1408730/...

Would greatly appreciate RTs!
#kindfolx #deckbuilder

It turned out so cute!