R. Mutt

KPIs? ROI? AI? BDSM? OKRs?

At Cake Creamery we have no idea what that corporate speak means 🤨. All we know is there's cum inside that needs to be outside 💦.

We're hiring:
🐳 Productive individual contributors
👊 Experienced extraction engineers
🥵 Subject stimulation specialists

#CumJoinUs #KinkedIn

Go vote you fuckers

if you see someone shoplift no you didn't anarchy and chaos star person in a ski mask holding their finger to their mouth

it's a good time to repost this

There is but one truly serious problem in IT, and that is quitting. whether this field is or is not worth pursuing amounts to answering the fundamental question of in the mind of every lucid sysadim and developer

No idea I wish they moved on too

True but security benchmarks like CIS still recommend to rotate them sadly and for a lot of companies that’s still leading.

Or is where public transportation is affordable😔

Finally a fellow bald bitch in Power. congratulations @pupmozi.bsky.social may your reign be long and just.

Helplessness Blues sometimes hits like a freight train

The history of Unix Linux and DSB reads like that of Christianity with all it’s Schisms and offshoots

I feel so stuck right now in my work and the place where I live. I really need to first find work that suits me better and doesn’t drain me as much.

Great just wat I needed Uveitis. Kinda Ironic that my bodies stress response to being over worked is making it impossible to stare at a screen

in case of that first comment it’s pretty self explanatory.

Anyone going to the Dutch puppy election on Saturday?

wat where how

"What's up?" from the Pittsburgh waterfront

📸 @michimutt.bsky.social

All these people with canine deer hybrid sona’s are cowards

It’s a dog with antlers

Go full dear or moose You spineless bastards

Good bun

We love to make fun of the American homes for being made from cheap wood, paper and plaster but meanwhile I live in a city that’s sinking into the swamp it’s build on because we build everything on wooden poles that are rotting away

Was this at readytoplay?

dreaming a Lot lately mostly pretty weird stuff. atleast it shows I get some decent sleep

It’s to late I already send you a picture with a cute baby capybara picture with the text this is who you are angry at

How long till Caroline Polachek is creaming with Geese

Like how Microsoft for a while took away the azure cost calculator and put a message in it’s place ask copilot. it’s not a choices we‘ll make you pay for our shitty investment

what sucks is that when I looked pseudo code up on google the first thing you get is Gemini‘s answer which I read and actually took for granted for a second before thinking wait no lets look further. it’s no longer a option to not use AI anymore they will push it on you if you want to or not.

Me holding my dick on the first of November

a close up of a priest 's face with netflix written on the bottom ALT: a close up of a priest 's face with netflix written on the bottom

I need more people to watch this MASTERCLASS in horror…

Auto play just threw some black midi in the mix and I just feel my anxiety peaking. I wonder if these two things are in any way related