Bruce_NP🐷🩲_lover

I’m down for the night. Finishing the Tuesday you’ve already had and then wake up and start the Wednesday you will have ended.

We’d be very productive. Just not for the employer 😜

I don’t think we’d get much actual work done if we were assigned the same projects. (Busy working on other business)

We finally ended up doing that. First it was to keep the dogs company when they were pups. Then I realized I could actually sleep the night away from snoring so loud I can hear it from the mailbox (not an exaggeration). Best thing for our marriage

The way I should show up to work tomorrow. Make it easier for them to give it to me - and not in the pleasurable way.

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Not safe in the shops. Definitely not safe letting you roam the parks.

Wait … you own clothes?

Waistband Wednesday: wearing pink since I missed the suggestion from @knoxhardyxxx.bsky.social last week. #aussiebum #pink #waistband #briefs #bulge

Not caring when you post it. Enjoying the view any day of the week.

Actually, yes

😘sweet wet dreams

Real restaurants here: Pho King and Phuket Thai

🤣

A new restaurant for you to try

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Never had the pleasure

Asian food labels are just as bad

Bracing for hump day. It’s going to be an ordeal. Might as well ready myself to be violated by coworkers. #wednesday #humpday #ass #holes

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Those eyes … and that smile … (melted)

I’m glad I don’t do the shopping with you. The basket would be filled with one-liners rather than practical food. 🤣

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Easy mistake. That straight edge could do some damage on the way out if this really was “that”

Spa day for my girls. Personalized grooming that comes to us. #puppyspa #grooming #furbaby

@gayfarmer.bsky.social
Accurate- eh? 😂😂

Bussy, no pussy!

Kind of defeats the whole “stalking your posts” fetish 😜

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Nearly took out my eyes 👀

Big bonus! 😜

😘

🎂🎉🥳Happy Birthday, cutie (from way out in the Pacific)

Great VPL 🤩