Fen (they/them)

Best feeling is when you meow at a random cat and they meow back and walk over to get pets

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post

Man Sneaks Bag Of Outside Stimuli Into Sensory Deprivation Tank

Man Sneaks Bag Of Outside Stimuli Into Sensory Deprivation Tank
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i saw two cats yesterday at work, im winning actually

A person in a mask holding a painting that says “hands off my transgenic mice”

At @standupforscience.bsky.social and the signs are statistically significantly excellent

when you’re being mean to me this is who you’re being mean to

jd vance is boss baby

the world is a little bit toasted but im making a new food tonight and i gotta say, that sounds like a win to me

dude stop shrinking my dink

The House GOP budget plan that Trump has endorsed would cut Medicaid by about 10% and cut SNAP by about 20%. At the same time it would increase the deficit by $2.8 trillion to pay for tax cuts, mainly for the rich.

Yellow green sandals fashioned into a lobster shape

Sorry babe. The lobster sandals stay On during sex

:3

Also!! Now you can buy e-books and support your local indie from bookshop.org!

HAPPY BELATED HEARTS AND HOOVES DAY!!!

Hey everyone! I have an announcement for #mcartday! Starting this month, we will have MCART Day TWICE a month! That's right! The first and third Monday of each month!

That means next MCART Day is this upcoming Monday, 2/17!

Make sure to post your #minecraft related art, with #mcartday, on Monday!

man my balls itch

I only really started playing after goats, but I’ve heard the horror stories…

we slept all day yesterday and we call that a win in the name of self love

Dear the rest of the world: You should absolutely not see the US as reliable for anything at this point, shit, none of us on the inside think we're reliable for anything right now either, you're definitely not alone

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS IN CASE OF ICE: CONOCE TUS DERECHOS EN CASO DE ENCUENTRO CON ICE:

DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR. ICE cannot enter your home without a warrant signed by a judge. Tell the agents to show you the warrant by sliding it under the door. NO ABRAS TU PUERTA. ICE no puede entrar a tu casa sin una orden firmada por un juez. Diles a los agentes que te muestren la orden deslizándola debajo de la puerta.

ASK THEM TO LEAVE. If ICE doesn't have a warrant, tell them you do not consent for them to enter your home and ask them to leave. At work, ICE cannot enter employee-only areas without permission. 2 PÍDALES QUE SE VAYAN. Si ICE no tiene una orden judicial, diles que no das tu consentimiento para que entren a tu casa y pídeles que se vayan. En el trabajo, ICE no puede ingresar a áreas exclusivas para empleados sin permiso.

REMAIN SILENT. You have the right to remain silent. If the agents ask you questions, tell them, "I wish to remain silent." PERMANECE EN SILENCIO. Tienes derecho a permanecer en silencio. Si los agentes te hacen preguntas, diles: "Deseo permanecer en silencio".

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.

EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.

Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

"Alternative: Universe: Little Horsies Forever" and it's exactly that two blug and flug shaped horsies in a field

apparently things are fine but i don’t know how or why but I’ve had such a day I cannot be bothered. We have resolved ourselves to eating a popsicle and giving our little minecraft time

i may temporarily be pausing my crashout. Signed, brig main

something something observe neutrally and describe without judgement B-BUT I NO NO WANNAAAAA I’m gonna shit myself fr… it’s gonna be a diaper fennel (not to shame people who need diapers, i just don’t want them rn) moment, immortalize this skeet

LIKE NOT EVEN NEUTRAL OR NUMB, I START FEELING HAPPY AND I DON’T KNOW WHERE IT’S COMING FROM

like yes thank you i do not want to be involuntarily committed for actions and feelings AND it is a special kind of freaky to have positive happy emotions forced onto you and you can feel the physiological changes

im trying to be mad and crash out about my ex literally ruining my entire living situation and potentially subjecting me to needing to live with my lifelong abuser but the meds and the disorder are doing their thing…

a pink cartoon character is flying through a purple hole . ALT: a pink cartoon character is flying through a purple hole .

you fellers ever feel when your feelings get sucked away like this