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Alex πŸ΄β’ΆπŸ”† (The Anarchist Turtle)

@theanarchistturtle.bsky.social

anarchist trans woman that pretends to be a turtle online. I also occasionally track down fascists and cops. not a democrat. she/they/it

5,220 Followers  |  828 Following  |  5,577 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  1.995

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 Joe Biden is undergoing radiation therapy and hormone treatment for prostate cancer

Joe Biden is undergoing radiation therapy and hormone treatment for prostate cancer

T,RANSGENDER BIDEN???????

12.10.2025 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I had spaghetti for dinner

12.10.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

A guy working inside the United States Capitol building in Washington DC who is also trying to build a federation of YouTubers is going to be playing toy bonnie in the next fnaf movie

Least bizarre moment in American politics

11.10.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*manifesting* I will live in Madison Wisconsin one day, I will live in Madison Wisconsin one day

11.10.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh

11.10.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Squirting blood out of my other neck if you will

11.10.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In the hospital for a third time in the past year

My bladder decided to do the Charlie Kirk

11.10.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

I'm pissing blood oh my god

11.10.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Rigby

Rigby

Look at this fucking cat

11.10.2025 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If you haven't had at least one abortion we can't be friends

10.10.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm anti-life and pro-abortion

10.10.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Instagram post reading RFK says circumcision causes autism

Instagram post reading RFK says circumcision causes autism

Multiple news articles on the same topic

Multiple news articles on the same topic

I legitimately thought I was looking at a satire page oh my god

10.10.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

1 month clean on fentanyl I'm so proud of you Charles

10.10.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot tell you how glad I am that this era of the internet only lasted 2 weeks

10.10.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Radiohead was one of my top 3 bands ever and I listen to a lot of music. This hurts

10.10.2025 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Should I explain it

10.10.2025 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Axl Rose just mogged Thom Yorke, this is the worst day of my life

10.10.2025 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of kitten being held captioned

wahhhhhhhh bwahh uuuughuuu bwabwabwabwa yaayyyy YIPEEEE wheeeeee wawawaaaa

Picture of kitten being held captioned wahhhhhhhh bwahh uuuughuuu bwabwabwabwa yaayyyy YIPEEEE wheeeeee wawawaaaa

10.10.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Woman tears up little Caesars after they tried to charge her $1 for extra sauce and cause 1,000 dollars in damages

Woman tears up little Caesars after they tried to charge her $1 for extra sauce and cause 1,000 dollars in damages

God forbid women get a little silly

09.10.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Situationship where they fucking hate me and want me to die

09.10.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This sounds like complete brainrot but it means something I swear to God

09.10.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.10.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Performative men drink matcha and listen to clairo and like feminine things or some shit

09.10.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Might be a spicy take but I'm getting sick of the performative matcha clairo labubu man meme bullshit because it gives me queerphobic vibes

09.10.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Hitler literally killed his dog to test the potency of cyanide capsules

09.10.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Contemplating going outside just to give baby some attention

09.10.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Puppy outside my window crying. Baby sounds so sad I started crying too

09.10.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
A woman looks directly at the camera, wearing a plaid top.

A woman looks directly at the camera, wearing a plaid top.

Dress I got a few months ago that I'm just now wearing for the first time lol

09.10.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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My friends uncle just got detained by ICE on his way to work in jessup Maryland 

So if you're in Maryland be careful because he was literally just on his way to work

Also apparently ice comes to check detainees houses, so if a family member got detained and you live with them they'll probably investigate you as well

Instagram story My friends uncle just got detained by ICE on his way to work in jessup Maryland So if you're in Maryland be careful because he was literally just on his way to work Also apparently ice comes to check detainees houses, so if a family member got detained and you live with them they'll probably investigate you as well

Reposting for DMV folks

08.10.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Billionaire says ICE must be destroyed (the polar ice caps)

08.10.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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