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Alex πŸ΄β’ΆπŸ”† (The Anarchist Turtle)

@theanarchistturtle.bsky.social

anarchist trans woman that pretends to be a turtle online. not a democrat. she/they/it

5,480 Followers  |  830 Following  |  5,767 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  2.0909

Latest posts by theanarchistturtle.bsky.social on Bluesky

Accidentally followed a Nick Fuentes stan account on Instagram and audibly screamed like a 7 year old boy scared of cooties

05.12.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Just got a scam call from Nebraska. WHO IS IN NEBRASKA????

05.12.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

"Raise taxes on the 99%" or whatever Marx said (I haven't read it)

05.12.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
She called her attacker a fag got now she's being convicted of a hate crime

She called her attacker a fag got now she's being convicted of a hate crime

If this is real I give her a pass because that's really funny

03.12.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If there was an internet watch history wrapped it would just be Charlie Kirk getting shot over and over and over

03.12.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My brother is going to have to go to New York for god knows how long because that's the only option he has for housing at the moment besides being homeless. He's the only one I had around here. I can't be alone. Mental health wise and disability wise because I use a wheelchair. I'm going to be alone

02.12.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

we urgently need to find housing for turtle's brother. it is not an ideal situation for him to have to be so far away from her, as he is her primary support system and carer.

if this isn't possible, we are urgently looking for comrades in the area who would be willing to contribute to her care.

02.12.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If anybody is willing to help a physically disabled person (shot in the dark) please contact me or put somebody into contact with me who can. This is an emergency at this point

02.12.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This will put me in the hospital 100%. Worst case I die but who knows. I just need someone. One person. I'm begging

02.12.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My brother is going to have to go to New York for god knows how long because that's the only option he has for housing at the moment besides being homeless. He's the only one I had around here. I can't be alone. Mental health wise and disability wise because I use a wheelchair. I'm going to be alone

02.12.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Physically disabled btw

01.12.2025 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would there be anyone in the DC area around to help me if things get worse?

01.12.2025 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

Another day another life changing event that's gonna fuck everything up and at this point I can't even be bothered to start freaking out anymore. I'm not expecting to survive at this point, I'm just in for the fucking ride dude

01.12.2025 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
30.11.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

An extremely underrated event in the Charlie Kirk goes to Utah timeline is that 2 days before he died, he was like "So guys I just got back from South Korea, felt so much safer than America, like my life wasn't in danger"

30.11.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Am now. Just really shaken up and might have to go to the hospital

29.11.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not kidding btw

29.11.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Almost just got kidnapped in an Uber how are you doing

29.11.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to the resistance... Charlie Kirk??

28.11.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

So many images have been kirkified with AI that it just uses data of Charlie Kirk's face as the reference point

Charlie Kirk getting killed actually made the AI bubble burst

28.11.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

Dudes will be like "ai is so fucking advanced like it is the future" and then ask it to generate an image that will end up looking like it was dipped in piss by the end

28.11.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy fuck you are gorgeous

28.11.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is

18.11.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Annoying orange 

What do you get whdn Donald Trump goes into a bakery and asks about their fresh young rolls

A ped doughphile

Annoying orange What do you get whdn Donald Trump goes into a bakery and asks about their fresh young rolls A ped doughphile

Legitimately wild post

18.11.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Cloudflare went back up and back down 3 times since I've posted this. Maybe the entire fucking internet shouldn't depend on one single service

18.11.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Cloudflare is down as a whole which means multiple sites are unavailable. Ironically including down detector

18.11.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

They're just doing crossover episodes with everyone these days

18.11.2025 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting subpoenaed by the US government over bluesky posts

17.11.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 632    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 57

They're afraid of people throwing them at fascists since everyone in the UK is a fucking TERF

17.11.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Neutral milk hotel in the aeroplane over the sea kirkified

Neutral milk hotel in the aeroplane over the sea kirkified

17.11.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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