Helena's Innie 🇬🇭🇨🇦🇺🇸

Be right back. Gonna punch my neighbor before he can punch me for getting punched by some other guy.

Not my Canadian ass just finding out that the boiling point of water is NOT 100°F 😭 I hate it here!

Amazon's cloud unit says drone strikes damaged UAE and Bahrain facilities Amazon's ​cloud unit ‌AWS said ​on ​Monday its ⁠facilities ​in ​the UAE and ​Bahrain ​were impacted by ‌drone ⁠strikes amid ​the ​Middle ⁠East conflict.

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Sleep really is the answer sometimes. After realizing my body *naturally* likes to sleep for 9 hours, I understand that the 5-6 hours of sleep I was getting was probably actually killing me.

Scar was big and grown hating on a baby

My conspiracy theory is that he paid someone to accept this award for him. Aint no way.

Coding is getting sooo easy! Whenever I get happy like this, I am immediately humbled the next day so I'll enjoy it while it lasts ☀️

How are white people getting worse at using AAVE? Either stop using it (preferred) or improve your syntax and emphasis!

Hoping The Rise and Fall of Reggie Dinkins grows on me. The creator of Grand Crew writes for it so that's a pretty good sign. But so far I only had one moment where I laughed out loud. Then again, the pilot of any show is not supposed to be the best one.

Spent one night away from my man and I truly do not know how to text hot guys anymore smh. I'm like did I seem sick on the phone? Why are you asking how I feel 😂

After having a car for 4 years and seeing all the maintenance that goes into it, I truly understand why the subways and buses are delayed or making weird noises every damn day. You'd think something that was made to go forward would simply just do that. But no.

List of Nestle water brands: perrier, s.pellegrino, acqua panna, nestle purelife, and sanpellefrino

Nestle does suck. They also did sell their Deer Park brand. Here is a current list of their water brands:

Wicked Part 2 is not celebrated because when you put it all together, it's like: once upon a time, there was a talented woman who was villainized because of the color of her skin. Then she lost everything and everyone she loved. The end.

Like ok 😭 and what am I supposed to do with that

Mind you, this is my second rewatch of that season. I will gladly watch it a another time 🥰

I got my man invested in season 2 of Bridgerton! He kept leaving the room and missing vital information and coming back to ask me what happened. Finally he was like "okay I guess I'll watch it" 😂

so much of our present misery is just a giant, prolonged backlash to integration

In Living Color made so many ppl turn the channel to FOX at halftime that the ratings for the Super Bowl plummeted. The NFL couldn’t have that so the following year they booked Michael Jackson and the rest is history.

Can't say it enough, if you are going to build ANYTHING, you are going to be criticized much more than you will be praised. Do not be deterred. Build what you want to exist. Find your people and seek their counsel. Keep it moving.

I'd even say that convenience is the #1 thing holding us back from the revolution.

I simply do not think Justin Timberlake or Maroon5 align with football culture but they can go off I guess

I accidentally brushed my man's knee with a pillow and he said that's knee abuse and I said a lot of men would pay for that and he said then why don't we have more money 😒

Catherine O'Hara Dead at 71 Catherine O'Hara -- famous for her work in "Schitt's Creek," "Home Alone," and "Best In Show" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned.

Catherine O'Hara, the actor who starred as Kate McCallister in “Home Alone,” has died at 71, TMZ reports

you’re unemployed. Your marriage is in shambles. You can’t see a doctor. Your water pressure is low because of the data center. Your son is addicted to sports gambling. But you’ve decided to focus your anger on trans girls in sports. There are 4 in your entire state 🥴

People in the comments saying Prison Mike had a glow-up 😂😂

Sinners was the first time I saw what ya’ll been talking about with Brother Jordan …

"Comfortability" is not a word and is way longer to both say and type than plain old "comfort."

We should get more sick days as we have more children. Why do my coworkers with kids have the same number of sick days as me?