Low-grade fever:
Eat a McFlurry in an ice bath full of bleach.
Cramps:
Try not complaining. Men get cramps, too, you know.
Lightning crotch:
Exorcism.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
Low-grade fever:
Eat a McFlurry in an ice bath full of bleach.
Cramps:
Try not complaining. Men get cramps, too, you know.
Lightning crotch:
Exorcism.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
Plagued by this crushing pit in my heart that if my children experience a school shooting then I will have no one to blame but myself, as their parent, for staying in this fucking country.
23.09.2025 17:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They leaned really heavily into dramatic moments of transferring people from gurneys and yelling "CLEAR" in the first season, luckily they learned to spread those out
19.09.2025 16:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I spy my friend Stephen Towns!!
19.09.2025 16:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0cheekfaceeeeeeeee
25.08.2025 17:24 — 👍 29 🔁 4 💬 6 📌 1
I'm thinking 2 Eto's -- child and middle age/retired (Hiroyuki Sanada maybe?). Ken Watanabe has kind of an unassuming look which could be a good fit.
Jodie Comer as Elaine Smith.
What are you thinking Dan?
@osullyville.bsky.social
The latest episode of The Outfit got me brainstorming the cast of the Ken Eto film, which got me realizing I am ignorant to many Japanese American actors. Somehow can't picture George Takei as the retired Eto drinking Dunkin in the Atlanta suburbs.
magician opening his shirt
"Are these your nipples"
and they are
My 5.5 year old made this hat for the @cheekface.bsky.social show tomorrow night.
"LET'SROCK..." with a rock falling from the sky.
Stay tuned to find out if I will regret bringing a child to an indie rock concert.
Every Saturday with my kids is a Calamitous ORTBO
15.03.2025 16:26 — 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0I don’t understand. I keep posting insightful takes on the world’s problems but it hasn’t magically fixed everything
01.03.2025 18:58 — 👍 149 🔁 6 💬 8 📌 2More surprising, I think the reggae one is my favorite track, haha!
01.03.2025 20:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cheekface was right. It is a rude world.
Can't say I had Cheekface reggae tracks on my 2025 bingo card but you know I support them 100% no matter what!
Recs on who to follow on this app? I need a little more joy and silliness interspersed with the fucking DOOM, otherwise this place is untenable.
18.02.2025 16:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
You heard the sticker
15.02.2025 16:24 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Black Velvet....if you pleeeeease
10.02.2025 03:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Kendrick grinning meme
chaotic good
10.02.2025 02:52 — 👍 212 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 1"If he was a bad dude" -- literally, publicly, a bad dude.
07.02.2025 23:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What kind of brand name is this for kids snacks?
06.02.2025 23:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thank you Sharon McMahon for the breakdown. This is not ok, people.
04.02.2025 14:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cheekface was right. Fuck all the transphobes.
02.02.2025 21:22 — 👍 54 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0The overwhelming urge to buzz your undercut after spending two full years trying to grow out your undercut.
02.02.2025 03:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“We must end gender ideology,” say the people who believe that heterosexuality should be enforced with state violence and that women should have the legal status of permanent children.
01.02.2025 15:47 — 👍 2860 🔁 685 💬 19 📌 17Woohoo!
31.01.2025 21:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🧩 Who Said It; The President of the US, or my 5 Year Old? Day 7.
“In life you have to rely on the past, and that’s called history.”
Who said it?
Ugh it’s raining in Illinois. Must be because of DEI.
31.01.2025 18:01 — 👍 39 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
30.01.2025 14:48 — 👍 11356 🔁 3260 💬 50 📌 26Cheekface was right. Life really is long like a CVS receipt.
31.01.2025 04:45 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0