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Right? I mean, it's Wednesday. There's no excuse

So Israel is launching a "preventive" strike on Iran and also announcing a state of emergency, because they expect Iran to respond to their "preventive" strike by launching missiles. So like... what's being prevented here?

Jesus fucking Christ.

hey we're doing an operation called Based Epic Chad. lol. everybody will think this is awesome. we will never end up like Mussolini

Dozens of U.S. strikes on Iran. Dunno what to say now other than my thoughts are with the Iranian civilians under fire. What a nightmare.

I would personally bankroll Boll's next video game adaptation to see that happen.

Someone needs to explain to him that there's only room for one Uwe Boll in this industry.

WHAT IN THE FUCK

Rio Police Chief & Congressman Convicted in Assassination of Socialist Rio Councilwoman Marielle Franco The court found that the former Chief of Rio de Janeiro Civil Police Rivaldo Barbosa, Brazilian Congressman Chiquinho Brazão, and his brother, Rio State Auditor General Domingos Brazão, were responsib...

"Today, the Brazilian Supreme Court announced that they had convicted the masterminds behind the assassination of socialist Rio de Janeiro City Councilwoman Marielle Franco guilty on all counts."

massive news in Brazil today, writeup by @mikeelk.bsky.social

paydayreport.com/rio-police-c...

Things I've said today: "i don't think getting pegged would fix kirk cameron but it certainly might improve him"

for some reason the left (goldman sachs) refuses to take AI seriously

The tragedy of John Fetterman is that he used to dress like a slob but have an encouraging spirt, making him an Oaf of Rugged Individuality, one of America’s great oaf groups. But now he dresses like a slob and whines all the time, making him an Oaf of Misery

With all my being, yes.

Stay safe, bud. Cheers

Sometimes, I go out and do things.

Everything is bullshit.

I love it when a ton of different lights on my dashboard light up at the same time and tell me to go fuck myself.

AAAAAAAAAAA

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Couldn't sleep last night, so I worked on and(mostly) finished a song about viruses and fascism, and how they're pretty much the same thing.

I also went out of my way to sound as much like the Lawrence Arms as I could. So, if that's anyone's bag

That's always been my philosophy, anyway

If you’re an American service member who gets killed in a retaliatory strike, your family can take comfort in the fact that it was done in service of making the host of Celebrity Apprentice feel like a big man for a minute, before he moved on to something else and forgets about this forever

we couldn't use government funds to buy coffee (like, folgers ground coffee) when i worked on a CDC outbreak emergency response

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office - live updates It comes after Thames Valley Police said they were assessing a complaint over the alleged sharing of confidential material by the former prince with Jeffrey Epstein.

HAHAHAHAHAH

www.bbc.com/news/live/c7...

Smartphone screenshot showing two New York Times “Breaking News” push notifications. The first, at 5:38 AM, says Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office over links to Jeffrey Epstein, citing the BBC. The second, at 2:01 AM, says Yoon Suk Yeol, South Korea’s ousted leader, was found guilty of leading an insurrection over his 2024 martial law decree. Each notification includes a “Share” option and a bell icon.

Watching other countries actually make their leaders and powerful men face consequences with jealousy.

⭕️ NEW: Canadian PM Mark Carney is leading talks between the European Union and a 12-nation Indo-Pacific bloc to form a major trade alliance aimed at countering what he calls the Trump administration’s “coercive” tariffs, per Politico. Speaking in Davos, Carney urged “middle powers” to unite against great-power economic intimidation. The proposal would link the 27-nation EU with Indo-Pacific partners into a “super supply chain” designed to blunt U.S. trade pressure. Canadian officials say discussions have been “fruitful,” though negotiations remain in early stages.

See new posts Conversation POLITICOEurope @POLITICOEurope EXCLUSIVE: Canadian PM Mark Carney is spearheading discussions between the EU and a major Indo-Pacific trade bloc after calling on middle powers to join forces. The aim is to short-circuit Donald Trump’s tariffs. 🔗 https://politi.co/4ayYnTn

⭕️ NEW: Canadian PM Mark Carney is leading talks b/w the EU and a 12-nation Indo-Pacific bloc to form a major trade alliance aimed at countering what he calls the Trump admin.'s “coercive” tariffs, per Politico.

Speaking in Davos, Carney urged “middle powers” to unite against great-power economic...

JESUS FISTFUCKING CHRIST