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Erin

@michaelceratops.bsky.social

Reading Shakespeare to a dog

86 Followers  |  333 Following  |  50 Posts  |  Joined: 07.08.2023  |  1.8796

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NYC IS NOW ANTI FED TERRITORY. WWE NEVER ALLOWED TO RUN MSG AGAIN UNDER THE NEW SOCIALIST REGIME

05.11.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 341    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 15

Sam.

02.11.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Fluffy grey cat wearing a chicken flesh colored sweater

Fluffy grey cat wearing a chicken flesh colored sweater

My idiot cat tried to steal a raw chicken breast off the counter so I condemned her to being a raw chicken breast for Halloween

01.11.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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END THIS.

28.10.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember, as SNAP is about to end, the standing rule remains firm:

If you see someone stealing diapers or formula no you didn't.

23.10.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1071    πŸ” 437    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 25

omg I was watching baseball on my iPad and they showed it every other commercial break. Later my husband and I were watching baseball on our TV and it didn't show it ONCE. I was so annoyed that he didn't have to suffer like I did.

08.10.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But they've been lead to think their tax money is going to "illegals" for healthcare and education so getting them out of the country is going to help which is the biggest lie

08.10.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
HBO Max | Feedback

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/

tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

02.10.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 9595    πŸ” 4025    πŸ’¬ 506    πŸ“Œ 922

My coworkers are all excited about it and I am glad I don't drink that advertising Kool-Aid anymore because WOOF

02.10.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We don't have 500 followers on here, yet. But we're breaking our silence to alert all the cool kids that we'll be screening this as a special late night show on Thursday, Oct. 2. Tickets on sale soon at cstpdx.com.

25.09.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 601    πŸ” 132    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 19

Five months later and my watch has ended.

20.09.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the pitt meant so much to me this year, i'm so grateful for it

15.09.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 342    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 9

I just watched the replay on MLB.tv (I needed a win today) and they definitely fixed the audio to be all cheers when they showed him so they fixed that shit FAST

11.09.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We've been clamoring for a new Luigi

10.09.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin.

CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?

(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")

MAMDANI: Lucas Duda

(crowd going nuts)

02.09.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2554    πŸ” 453    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 23

Nooooooo 🫣

31.08.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my fondest memories is when Reagan died and my senior year English teacher said "oh, nice that he'll finally be doing something for the environment."

30.08.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RAMΓ“N LAUREANO, HOMOPHOBE-DESTROYING ALLY

16.08.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah brother

14.08.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@jesseagler.bsky.social Question of the Day should be how do you/Tony/Dave deal with exuberant fans that have a shrill voice that bleeds into your audio? Because we're about to lose it

12.08.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"AND YOU CAN TELL ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE THAT MY LAST WORDS WERE... I'M ON DRUGS"

05.08.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1072    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 31
Triple H does his water spit at the White House

Triple H does his water spit at the White House

Stop watching WWE

01.08.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1212    πŸ” 455    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 99

False!

20.06.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@C_LosR tweeted
Dave Roberts biggest fake tough guy in of baseball.

20.06.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yo, @bynum.house.gov you REALLY don't want to get re-elected, do you?

10.06.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She is me and I am her lol

03.06.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

An ATTACK on ME?!?!

03.06.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A bird figurine dressed as Little Edie Beale

A bird figurine dressed as Little Edie Beale

Like... Target knows what they're doing and I totally fell for it but LITTLE EDIE BIRD. LITTLE EDIE BIRD!

I'm really mad but I mean.

30.05.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Revived my old iPod and had some very old episodes of Operation Kino - should I listen to them and see if the takes held up? @misterpatches.bsky.social @kateyrich.bsky.social @da7e.bsky.social @davidehrlich.bsky.social

23.05.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We πŸ‘πŸΎ need πŸ‘πŸΎa πŸ‘πŸΎJordon πŸ‘πŸΎ Hudson πŸ‘πŸΎ for πŸ‘πŸΎ the πŸ‘πŸΎ left! πŸˆπŸ’°

21.05.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 465    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

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