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YouTube video by Good Morning America Celebrity makeup artist gives tips for Morticia Addams-inspired Halloween makeover

I got a makeover by celebrity makeup artist Anthony Nguyen! Watch it in full here:

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the dance scene in BK was badly tainted with sex pests & dudes drugging women, and he still pulled this shit despite me giving off literally zero vibes that I was interested. Some men really stay dumb garbage their entire fucking lives lmao

Before I left, a man in his late 50s who is a mutual of my very good longtime friend waited until that friend went to find water to start grabbing my ass before trying to shove his tongue down my throat, which I shut down LOUDLY and immediately. I’d just spent like 20 minutes going off about how

Went to a rave and made it four hours, not bad for a retired ‘head

Of course ♥️

Frances Valentine out here making future heirlooms for bad bitches

Truly lucky to have been gifted this insane suit

I don’t really post outfits here anymore but I do think I maybe looked the cuntiest I ever have today

I just got to look at and touch thee Mary Tyler Moore’s clothing…having a moment

The light in my open-air closet came on by itself at 3am this morning, and I turned it off just for it to come BACK on, which it did multiple times even after getting my husband involved. Which ghost is trying to talk to me

Oh god when am I not thinking about him

I saw it for the first time in one of my filmmaking classes but I don’t think we watched it all the way through bc there’s some scenes I don’t remember

Unfortunately I have thought this about many men in my life, but there’s a good chance it can be traced back to the Cary Grant influence of it all

And every single one of them is right to do so

Cary Grant is wearing sunglasses in a scene on the train in North x Northwest

Watching “North by Northwest” and reading Cary Grant’s Wikipedia. This man was fine as hell and a WHOOORE. Not to be toxic but it can be so sexy when a man is completely ran through, divorced multiple times, tanned to leathery perfection, and a chain-smoking (alleged) bisexual 😮‍💨

Didn’t think I had the juice for a Halloween party this year but I got 8 RSVPs in 42 seconds so I guess I better get my ass in gear

And I’ll be alright, as long as there’s light from a neon moon

Crying while listening to country music because I love being alive and also my dogs are so cute and I had four drinks

See now don’t you wanna come visit me 🌀🌀

look at my friend’s cool apartment!!!!

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Apartment Therapy let me show off my Halloween decorations!!!

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Miss Ma’am you might as well ask me to donate my beating heart to another writer because they need it more than me

Just got a cold call from a Public Theater that charges $200 a ticket where I went to a single show six months ago & the woman asked me to buy a $600 membership. I told her I’m a writer and there’s no way I can afford that, and she tried to guilt me by saying I wasn’t supporting other writers lmaooo

YouTube video by Good Morning America The Home Depot's 6.5 -foot skeleton is perfect for year-round decor

Had a very fun time filming this video about Halloween skeletons. It’s nice having a job that lets me do these things!

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I haven’t been very online since Thursday and I have no idea why everyone is talking about the rapture. Is this knowing peace?

Still thinking about how TWO people at my high school reunion asked me if I was full time modeling in New York for a living lmao. Good luck getting my head through a doorway for 8-12 business months.

I know this is a joke but I become feral at the sight of Ernie every time 😮‍💨

Messaging with my best friend from childhood who ghosted me when we were 21 (17 years ago) and I’m so emotional that I kind of don’t know how to react

I spent 14 hours cleaning, decorating, and filming for [redacted] yesterday…this better be cool

I can’t remember if I’ve seen this one so surely a rewatch is worthwhile ✨