Miss Heidy

Good. Shocking and upsetting news, like, idk, just for example, the Rox losing, should be reported asap. Wouldn't want those wondering to keep having hope any longer than needed

There's a raptor/falcon/hawk fella that has overlapping territory with the nesting trees of a tiny black songbird flock. The spring harassment is AMAZING! These itty-bitty birds just dive-bombing the shit outta the big guy, who tries to be cool but eventually grumbles away with ruffled feathers

I'm not familiar with yucca flux, but that second sentence should be part of a warning label on every bottle of MadDog 20/20

Just surrender to the drawstring while you're young and can still enjoy life. Even 1 more kind of jean isn't worth it

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

We are not at war with Iran, although we have been for the last 50 years.

BREAKING: Donald Trump has reportedly approved an unlimited budget for Kash Patel to attend sporting events and taxi his girlfriend and all her friends so the FBI will be distracted and a successful domestic Iranian terror attack can be used as a pretext to take emergency powers.

Hey, right now, try to remember: Are you currently winning or losing The Game?

I looked out the window of the train just now and thought, what disgusting weather...it's cold and the snow is coming down sideways. And then I giggled. WE FINALLY GOT SNOW! AND IT'S THE GOOD KIND, WITH LOTS OF WATER!!! HURRAY!

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

We're very excited! I'm sure you're less than thrilled, but I'm twirling around and singing like Julie Andrews in the Alps

You're here for our first snowfall in two months. Congrats!

it's insane that my country's current position is that, if we don't like the leader of a sovereign nation, not only do we get to kill them we get to pick their successor

I don't drink recreationally, and I'm a *sigh* Rockies fan, but otherwise, same

FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

I live near NORAD and about 6 other military installations. "You're gonna die from nuclear fallout" has been drilled into me since the first grade.

Started taking kanna again (because it's in my new joint supplement) and I forgot that kanna bundles up all your stress and anxiety and Pushes it off to some random digit. My left foot can't stop moving and shaking, but the rest of me is just happily ignoring it. That's all Left Foot's problem now

Oh, it took 3 months of ownership, but I found out my cd player has a radio too! Amazing what happens when you put your glasses on

The cool alternative rock station I listened to in the 90s is, somehow, still playing 90s alternative rock. Even when the band is brand-new, w/members who weren't even Born in the 90s, they're making 90s alternative rock. It's weird.

Some appendages are sticky, and some ribbons are velvet, so I admire your patience

Point 3 is unclear-- Untangle
:the ribbons
:Lurkey
Or
: Lurkey from the ribbons?? ☻

But with perky, C-cup boobs featuring permanently erect nipples!

He's our counterbalance to Boebert. We're keeping him secret, he needs to marinate in the House a little longer. But he's a local favorite, actually spends time here, works with other CO dems, you know, he's a solid rep.

Which one of your clowder is being the villian in a Very Special Episode of "The Shiv Show?"

I reworded a reply a dozen times, trying to ask [what mode?, relationship between speaker and audience?, what level or register is being used, & are s&a both fluent in that register?] because it's never as simple as yes or no

I am so tired of the world being run by evil, grasping men. I also don’t love the evil, grasping women, but let’s be real, they’re vastly outnumbered

Earth after we monetize poster's madness:

True, but between 4 English-speaking continents, someone's also always awake. Either because it's morning or because of the insomnia from The Horrors We See Daily

Earlier today, there was probably a guy, who looked remarkably similar to the way you did at this point, standing at this same intersection with his bike. Glenwood Springs doesn't change much