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voted easiest vtuber to fastball into someone's face model by: @luavlucky.bsky.social I stream here: https://www.twitch.tv/vtlvbot also here: https://www.youtube.com/@VTLVBOT art tag: #boptart

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Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

03.11.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5806    πŸ” 2527    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 186

pretty anime boy: this is it.. this is the final battle!

lotus juice track in the background: they think im he-man, shit man, i don't know man, whatever man, james bond shit double zero seven i got the master plan

03.03.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1264    πŸ” 564    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3
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two men: the blowjob brothers
three men: tonight on top gear
four men: weezer

02.03.2026 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4053    πŸ” 1310    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 33
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This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

02.03.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 9247    πŸ” 2538    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 135
02.03.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1350    πŸ” 376    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 5
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I am overjoyed to see that this picture is still exactly where I left it on the internet and nobody has noticed.

02.03.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2434    πŸ” 881    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 6
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shopping for a leon wig and the video they used for this ones making me lose it

02.03.2026 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 141    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Twitch Twitch is the world

Live now with Resident Evil 9!

100% Ready to be gently choked to sleep by some guy with a skullet

www.twitch.tv/vtlvbot

02.03.2026 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
01.03.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 699    πŸ” 213    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

GLORIA A LAS PLAGAS

01.03.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 203    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

all my death sticks are bought with imperial dark money

31.01.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4826    πŸ” 1764    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 23

Jupiter

01.03.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 153    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

kingdom hearts 4 if nomura locks in

01.03.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 528    πŸ” 220    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I am way behind on my book club reading, RE9 stream is going to be tonight instead

01.03.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

girls deserve to have multi-hit attacks with 100% accuracy

01.03.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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science priest lays hands on xbox

science priest lays hands on xbox

science priests laid hands on every xbox

01.03.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 367    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

happy birthday to my thing

28.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5184    πŸ” 1983    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2
03.01.2026 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1225    πŸ” 498    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

me when a gnome runs by suddenly

28.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll start:

27.02.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2883    πŸ” 1043    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
Friends (crossed out) Iced Tea with Benefits

Friends (crossed out) Iced Tea with Benefits

Finally an Iced Tea that implicitly invites me into a sexual relationship

27.02.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 580    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 6
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Charmed and fascinated by Chess Wars, a DOS game released in 1996 that features live-action cutscenes of medieval melee when playing pieces engage one another in battle.

27.02.2026 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2164    πŸ” 668    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 55
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04.04.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Twitch Twitch is the world

Live with Skate Story!

(going to be so for real this is going to be short, I need to watch a woman go insane playing RE9 after this)

www.twitch.tv/vtlvbot

27.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We cannot and should not let generative AI take away these tiny, insignificant, but probably fun as hell jobs from artists

27.02.2026 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 11912    πŸ” 3263    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 43

can’t do cn stream today unfortunately I forgot my vtm game was restarting today

26.02.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
AMIYA: "if you're workin' across the pacific, your first meeting may well be with this NEC PC-9801! its super-de-duper graphics packs enough KANJI-PRINTIN' POWER for the most SERIOUS of spreadsheets! β€”let's head over to MINT for a li'l WORD PROCESSOR demo~!"
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MINT: "wWAIT! DON'Tβ€”"
AMIYA: "...of course it also has a... NICHE gaming market...."

AMIYA: "if you're workin' across the pacific, your first meeting may well be with this NEC PC-9801! its super-de-duper graphics packs enough KANJI-PRINTIN' POWER for the most SERIOUS of spreadsheets! β€”let's head over to MINT for a li'l WORD PROCESSOR demo~!" ---- MINT: "wWAIT! DON'Tβ€”" AMIYA: "...of course it also has a... NICHE gaming market...."

i had a sudden vision of Retro VTuber Computer Chronicles... #amiyart #castellart

26.02.2026 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 391    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Twitch Twitch is the world

Live now with Look Outside and further investigations of the Meat Dimension

www.twitch.tv/vtlvbot

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