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Teddy Hose

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Artist/Writer/Humorist Cult survivor on A&E's Cults & Extreme Belief + Netflix's Explained & How to Become a Cult Leader CV: HuffPost, Laughing Squid, McSweeney’s TikTok:@2dhose | IG:@teddyhose

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Posting this lawsuit tracker today after that self-congratulatory monologue of lies and blame, resulting in the longest SOTU ever last night because of course.
www.usatoday.com/pages/intera...

25.02.2026 17:50 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Anyone who's ever been prey to abuse knows this is the kind of face an abuser makes. He's been wearing that look all night.

25.02.2026 02:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyone else not want to miss any Al Green-esque reaction moments live, but simultaneously can't make it through listening to the child r*ping antithesis of the Constitution being allowed to speak into a microphone?
#SOTU #SOTU2026

25.02.2026 01:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing a hat and a green shirt says " get em " ALT: a man wearing a hat and a green shirt says " get em "
24.02.2026 18:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All I hear is loud opposition

24.02.2026 03:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon of homer simpson holding a white hat with the words whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson holding a white hat with the words whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

Anyone still calling him a hero:

21.02.2026 18:00 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I mean when distraction was literally the reason you became president...

20.02.2026 03:54 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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These six progressives are steering the ship out of fascist territory and back into the hands of the people.

Thank you AOC, Mamdani, Khanna, Crockett, Warren, and Sanders, for your bold, principled leadership.

18.02.2026 08:19 — 👍 51    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 2
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Republican-appointed judge cites Orwell in scathing rebuke of Trump admin Editor's note: This headline has been updated, and the article has been updated to include an additional quote from Judge Rufe's order.A U.S. District judge invoked anti-totalitarian author George Orw...

"In its argument, the gov't claims it alone has the power to erase, alter, remove & hide historical accounts on taxpayer & local government-funded monuments within its control. Its claims...echo Big Brother’s domain in Orwell’s 1984.”

Judge Cynthia M. Rufe claps back hard at the felon in chief 🔥

17.02.2026 08:10 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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1957: President Eisenhower sends federal troops to ensure Black students safely enter Central High in Little Rock, AR, amid the rage of surrounding segregationists

2026: 4th & 5th grade students at a bus stop in Lindenwold, NJ run in fear, after noticing a nearby ICE operation

16.02.2026 04:16 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Donnie DARVO and Trauma Bondi

12.02.2026 07:07 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Orange is the new pear 🍊

12.02.2026 00:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Korean Unification Church’s links to Nepal come under new scrutiny Investigative reports reveal alleged political ties between the church and Nepali leaders, raising questions about influence and accountability.

"Dhakal maintained regular communication w/...the Unification Church [AKA "Moonies" cult] & sought political support through alliances w/ major parties, particularly the CPN-UML. A leaked letter dated Nov. 30, 2017 cited in the investigation also alleged Dhakal demanded money from church officials."

10.02.2026 20:44 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, let's ditch the anticipated annual performance everyone talks about after, to see a megachurch concert with an old white guy from a rich family, rapping like he's from the streets about his love for underage girls...

09.02.2026 07:18 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Here's a teaser I edited alongside Todd Rocheford for the release of a new single by Noah Kahan, as part of a campaign around the Grammys. | Teddy Hose Here's a teaser I edited alongside Todd Rocheford for the release of a new single by Noah Kahan, as part of a campaign around the Grammys.

Meanwhile in terms of day job work, I helped edit this teaser for Noah Kahan's new music video of The Great Divide, as part of a promotional campaign around the Grammys.

08.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

His stage name takes on a whole new meaning 🤮

08.02.2026 19:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

His stage name takes on a whole new meaning 🤮

08.02.2026 19:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Killing me loudly with his song 💀

08.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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'Naked Corruption': Trump Ripped After Bragging He 'Won A Lot Of Money' From Taxpayers Trump claimed he would give the money to charity, but his critics aren't buying it.

"Probably 99% [of cult leaders] are con artists who know exactly what they’re doing. Maybe they have a bit of sociopathy or psychopathy adding to it. But I think most of them are sitting back and laughing at their followers."
-Janja Lalich, cult expert

06.02.2026 21:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Creators of Project 2025 Want to Send Unmarried People to Camps The Heritage Foundation is pushing the Trump administration to start government-run education camps for unmarried couples.

"Our old reality is becoming everyone else's new reality" quoth fellow ex-Moonie whistleblower Faith Yen, with arranged marriage grooming now surfacing
futurism.com/future-socie...

It echoes the Lebensborn Program of Nazi Germany
encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/a...

F*ck the Heritage Foundation

03.02.2026 07:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How Shinzo Abe’s Assassination Brought the Moonies Back Into the Limelight A shocking act of political violence exposed the cult’s deep influence.

"Teddy Hose, who grew up in a prominent [Unification Church] family in the U.S., explained, 'Moon treated Japanese members like slaves. There was part of me that was, like, it’s awful that someone died, but finally people are going to see just how f*cked up things are.'”

30.01.2026 05:03 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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9 deaths from ICE this month alone, and the numbers keep rising.

There is a name for this type of enforcement that has existed throughout history. And as it was said long ago, those who cannot remember the past are doomed to repeat it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_s...

27.01.2026 22:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Usually it’s Kristi Noem on these screens at TSA, but not after the 9th ICE murder within a single month.

Stay the hell out of our airports.
Stay the hell out of our faces.
Stay the hell out of our communities!
#AbolishICE #FUCKICE

27.01.2026 16:52 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Even though it's being posted from the Law & Order SVU guy, it doesn't take an expert to recognize the blatant malice of this violent predator.

26.01.2026 14:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Donate to Help Faith and Her Sister Stay Housed, organized by Gil Goldstein Faith has had a tumutuous path since escaping the Unification Church and has final… Gil Goldstein needs your support for Help Faith and Her Sister Stay Housed

Fellow ex-Moonie Faith has been a dedicated cult whistleblower/educator for at least a decade, with a following of 77.2K followers on TikTok (@faithy3n) & multiple podcast interviews.

She is an abuse survivor now living with her likewise sister & needs help to avoid eviction.
#cultsurvivor

25.01.2026 23:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"They're a domestic terrorist!"
is the new
"She's a witch!"

24.01.2026 23:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Videos Show Moments in Which Agents Killed a Man in Minneapolis

Graphic video of ICE agents pinning down Alex Pretti after trying to protect two women & shooting him multiple times.

DHS said he was armed w/ questionable evidence.

There are so many more stories of death & torture behind closed doors.

24.01.2026 23:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Federal agents shoot and kill man in Minnesota, officials say The shooting, captured on a video posted to Facebook and verified by NBC News, was followed by a heated confrontation between agents and protesters who oppose the federal government’s immigration enfo...

From Minneapolis-based human rights worker, Laura Kittel, PhD:
"Video shows the Minnesota man trying to protect 2 women that 🧊 was targeting. Then, at least half a dozen federal agents charged, pushed him to the ground, and began beating him, then shot him 10 times."
#AlexPretti

24.01.2026 22:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0