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So, uh, this isnt what I meant

a man wearing safety goggles is looking through a hole in a wall and says you win some you lose some i guess ALT: a man wearing safety goggles is looking through a hole in a wall and says you win some you lose some i guess

Today I got banned from r/home improvement for saying that somebodys hinge was still not as dry as Ben Shapiros wife.

In the end I gave her a big hug and she was the closest thing Ive probably ever come to a guardian angel.

I gave the key a turn
The car jolted to life!
I could now get it home
And deal with this shyt

In the end, it wasn't the big ass dodge that did the trick
It was Betty freakin' white
And her little jumper brick

The car, it clicked
It filled me with dread
Not a great place for my car to be dead

And then out of thin air she seems to appear
A sweet old lady with rosy red ears
She scuttled on over, a small box in her hands said to me
"I think I charged it this year,
it used to be Dans"

My car wouldnt start
It was a questionable lot
I was starting to panic
I was in a tight spot

As I gathered the courage
To ask for some help
Searching for someone who might
In my own personal hell

A lady with a big red truck
Confident it was up to the task
This was who I decided to ask

My daughter eats big scoops of Chipotle's hot red salsa, and I think this solidifies her psychopathy.

That they didn't do this when hither had the chance, and knew what this shit was spreading in the ranks is an absolute fucking travesty. Biden left so many gaping holes wide open.

Im so fucking sick of 30-45 second ads to watch a 15 second clip. No thanks.

It takes a lot to get me riled up, but Im going to have to fight someone over this.

a cartoon rabbit with a red tongue sticking out of its mouth ALT: a cartoon rabbit with a red tongue sticking out of its mouth

Got me like

Boyiiii

a man wearing a hat and glasses is screaming and says i 'm . ALT: a man wearing a hat and glasses is screaming and says i 'm .

I totally just did. Chicken pad thai, spice level 2 with extra lime.

Any day the Yankees suffer a beat down is a good day.

Or as I sell it to my kids, pad thai, italian style.

Horse noses are among the best things.

Watching the NYY get blown out is always a good time.

a man from schitt 's creek says he 's feeling this like deep aching sense of dread ALT: a man from schitt 's creek says he 's feeling this like deep aching sense of dread

Me, trying to gather the courage to make the phone call for some noodles.

a cartoon baboon says it is time ALT: a cartoon baboon says it is time

I haven't had pad Thai from the place down the street in almost 2 weeks.

For a soundtrack written specifically for a movie, its one of the best for sure. I have a bunch of the songs on my Playlist. I think JD either wrote, produced, or collaborated on most of it, and you can definately hear the KoRn influence in just about every song.

a man wearing a shirt and tie is holding a cup that says coca cola on it ALT: a man wearing a shirt and tie is holding a cup that says coca cola on it

I just discovered my wifes deepest darkest secret. It came in the way of a letter from the city about a stack of overdue parking tickets.

The best part of that movie was Jon Davis's killer soundtrack.

Meatloaf sauce as a pizza base is intriguing me right now.

Meatloaf pizza:

Meatloaf sauce as the base
mozzarella and Italian
shredded cheese, scattered
chunks of pre-made meatlof,
with onions and peppers, with a sauce drizzle and baked to perfection.

Or, if you want to go hard you
could deep dish it like a fucking meat
pie

Meatloaf pizza

I call it "Sunfire Harvest"

If I ever run for office, my main issue would be getting football back into everybody's living rooms.