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Pinche the Undying

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Pinche 2 - Colon cancer 0 Groucho Marxist and middle finger enthusiast, pastor of Our Lady of the Middle Finger Church and Tax Shelter™ #D&D&D Dungeons & Dragons & Doobies, DM and high af wizard

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10.03.2026 00:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How economy doing?

09.03.2026 18:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Welp...

Looks like I'm not buying anything again this year

09.03.2026 06:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do they have to be mine?

09.03.2026 06:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not down far enough

08.03.2026 05:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 — 👍 17065    🔁 3391    💬 202    📌 120
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07.03.2026 18:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sounds like a perfect time to tax the wealthy

07.03.2026 00:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

TBF thats what most people's eyes do when Mike speaks

06.03.2026 21:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Other than various levels of healing most of the potions in my groups tend to get forgotten at the bottom of their backpacks...😂

Invisibility?

06.03.2026 17:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We should build a rocket with that wealth and launch JoAnn into the sun

06.03.2026 17:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DOW fall down go boom

06.03.2026 17:10 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Corey is out... Out banging the new Director of Shield

06.03.2026 17:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We're all adults here at this casino, we can call it a shits table

06.03.2026 13:02 — 👍 580    🔁 87    💬 8    📌 1

No one wants to say this out loud but the solution involves summoning a Terrasque

06.03.2026 02:52 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Since when?

06.03.2026 00:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's dumber than a hammer

Its just that simple

06.03.2026 00:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

3 Ways To Fuck Off Into The Sun, By Me

05.03.2026 19:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I miss the under construction animations...

05.03.2026 03:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'd like to point out they didnt move the marine until the marine allowed them to move him ✊

05.03.2026 03:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They should his face on the penny

05.03.2026 01:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A crying shame god doesn't exist and Tony is just an unforgiven sex pest

05.03.2026 01:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Weird getting weirder every day

05.03.2026 01:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hi Nanc! 😃

04.03.2026 23:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've never been optimistic about the Texas senate race in my lifetime and nothing has changed again this year and I'm never wrong

04.03.2026 20:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I too enjoy comics that aren't remotely true or funny fellow nonsense enjoyer

04.03.2026 18:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want RFK Jr to prove never taking his jeans off is safe

04.03.2026 17:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Smells like taxing the rich is back on the menu boys!

03.03.2026 21:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Rubio: we're currently using plan B

Reporter: why didnt you use plan A?

Rubio:

03.03.2026 21:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me posting my hot take on Bluesky

03.03.2026 21:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0