Pip 🦈

And that’s how Calvin got a degree in physics at OU

I was supposed to go to bed two hours ago

Thank you Kevin :)
I also hung up a holly garland over the kitchen doorway

I straightened out that bunched up strand after posting. Don’t worry

Christmas lights of a warm white color hanging down in vertical strands against an off-white wall that needs to be washed kinda

I refuse to provide any more evidence of this

I put Christmas lights on my living room wall again

Offit told me that Kennedy is a "liar" and a "terrible human being." I asked him to explain. "It doesn't matter what I say," Offit said. "He thinks the medical journals are in the pocket of the industry, he thinks that the government is in the pocket of the industry, he thinks I'm in the pocket of industry, and he's wrong." Offit continued: "If he has data showing he's right, then fucking publish it. He can't, because he doesn't have those data." I asked Offit if he saw a way to reverse the public's rising distrust in science. "I don't think there is any way to regain that trust other than have the viruses do the education, and the bacteria do the education, and then people will realize they paid way too high a cost," he said.

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I’m God’s favorite idiot

People with ADHD will procrastinate on something for two months straight and then complete the task in twenty minutes

So grateful to the person who fostered Bradley for us 💚

Little man is HEARTBROKEN that the train has not arrived yet

God bless these parents on the subway platform who have the whiniest child I have ever seen in real life. Not being sarcastic

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild.

Pheasant
Coyote
Fox
Deer
Raccoon

Jesus Christ.

Boxed pancake mix is such a good invention

Why am I crying about mussels rn

Community-Led Project Looks to Grow Gowanus Canal's Mussel Population - City Limits Changes to the Gowanus Canal, part of a major cleanup project in the notoriously polluted waterway, are resulting in loss of mussel habitat. But community intervention could increase the Atlantic ribb...

“Everybody loves to hate on the Gowanus Canal,” said Gary Francis, who is building artificial mussel habitats for the notoriously polluted waterway. “Even as abused as it is, it is still incredibly beautiful and full of life.” citylimits.org/community-le...

Love u queen

Memorial
Nov 17
Saint Elizabeth of Hungary, Religious…
pray for us!

Oh he has a growly voice that’s delightful

look if the “a better world isn’t possible” folks want to keep sports gambling legal the least we can do is ban transactions on the phone and make people go to a gambling establishment to wreck their lives

Ha! Good riddance to bad rubbish

🥳🥳🥳

Since people are talking about GoodReads again, I should needlessly shill for the lightweight, privacy-first replacement that a friend and I made a few years back.
You can import your collection from other services, barcode, or one by one.
www.shelf-cat.com

I need to sink to the bottom of a mud flat and go dormant for a few months

Sophomores HATE when you glare at them and then write something on your clipboard

He has now erased fully 10% of the term to which Grijalva was elected.

They’re already tattooed on your forehead when you exit the womb. Few know this

Sandwich case a wrap as hero found not guilty; jury determines government’s case a turkey, claims ICE testimony didn’t cut the mustard

Does this check out? @ new yorkers