Soraya

I guess regular working class people are supposed to sympathize with the people who cave the second they might have to work weekends

Even if you were willing to buy that an LLM/Gen AI tool has human-like intellect, you’re still left with the fact that an LLM doesn’t NEED a job to remain alive under capitalism, but a human does.

morality-wise, surely many would agree that humans should thus be given priority for jobs due to need

this is why i watch videos of people telling ICE agents to get the fuck out of their cities

in light of this, i would just like to say.

i would really like a job, it would be nice to work on an interesting project with cool people. and to be paid for work.

Here's a sentence with an exclamation point!

Here's a regular sentence with a period where I say what I want to say. Now here's another exclamation point so you don't think I'm a bitch!

From,
Every woman ever

Yesss @edzitron.com on another favorite of mine. I prayed for this when they interviewed an open AI shill

How dare you, I identify as an AI

lol not McSweeney’s just straight posting his quotes now

If you are murdered and a neo-Nazi rally gathered in honor of your life erupts into a race war chant, your critics getting fired for saying that you had a toxic influence on society probably have a point, and the people doing the firing probably aren't actually concerned about political violence.

Yes and I’m scared that will extend to media figures as well

Me: 2025 has been so good for horror

You: Yeah! What have been your favorite movies so far

Me: What's a movie

The cosplay jeopardy contestant’s guide to finger-wagging criticism

“look i don’t care what it’s about just give me 300 words”

All rock operas are musicals but not all musicals are rock operas. Good day.

orange cat looking pouty

5 months ago this animal lived outside in the woods and just now he refused to go on the windowsill bc there was a little bit of rain on it

This extends to so many things we spend money on - like the miserable printer that wouldn’t “activate” an ink cartridge without an active subscription to their refill program

“Who do you want to see on hot ones??!!”

I would like to see a mid-budget film for adults

If I see a job listed with no salary I submit a selfie instead of a resume. If I have to guess then so do they

A black and white cat is sleeping peacefully under a white blanket, cuddling a small black and white cat plushie. The blanket has a illustration of the cat.

Uni :3

Image of Andry on a blue screen with a blue gradient with text, “Andry Hernández Romero Released From El Salvador Prison”

UPDATE: Last night, Andry Hernández Romero, the gay makeup artist and asylum seeker who was wrongly disappeared to El Salvador, was released from CECOT and sent back to Venezuela.

Oh my god.

Sharon Horgan: Drums
Harrison Ford: Saxophone
Patrick Stewart: Piano
Cheech Marin: Vocals
Cameron Crowe: Embedded Journalist
Julius Caesar: Record Label

Sharon Horgan: Drums
Harrison Ford: Saxophone
Patrick Stewart: Piano
Cheech Marin: Vocals
Cameron Crowe: Embedded Journalist
Julius Caesar: Record Label

Pick four people born on your birthday and start a band. You’re in it too. Everyone has the ability to sing and play any instrument.

Who’s on drums?
Guitar?
Bass?
Keyboards?
Lead vocals?

For me:
Drums: Nikola Tesla
Guitar: Arlo Guthrie
Bass: Me
Keyboards: Marcel Proust
Lead vocals: Sofia Vergara

I didn’t think my reaction to Let God Sort ‘Em Out would involve 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

As more journalists are driven out of their jobs, I keep hearing this drumbeat of "it's ok -- they can start their own newsletter or publication." Some can. But becoming your own business is a huge job, and will eliminate many talented reporters from the public sphere. Here's why. (1/5)

Updates from Hell: just heard a used car commercial in which the owner was designating himself quote the tariff sheriff “ boasting that he got all his inventory in before the tariffs hit

you know whats crazy about Al is that i would probably think it was cool if it wasnt for every company putting it everywhere all the time in ways that make their systems obviously worse

I basically read 5 classic novels per week in sixth grade by watching them reenacted by a Jack Russell terrier.