MacAllan Guy

Also! Does Manny Machado have the best arm from Third Base ever? I think he does. I’ve never seen a guy run in the opposite direction and fire a ball on a line 135 feet away like he does. And he does that like 5 times a year.

Every time the World Baseball Classic Rolls around I kind of roll my eyes because I don’t really like nation based tournament formats but every time man, the players just love it so much I can’t help but enjoy watching it.

Hello @davidjroth.bsky.social ,

I wanted to let you know that I was thinking about Hedo Turkoglu earlier.

Grain Farmer and Railroad Engineer from a place where the only economy is growing grain and shipping it somewhere else.

No and thank god.

Khalil Mack for 15-20 plays a game would be so sick.

Can you pick your hat up afterwords? I know some arenas do this.

Cannot believe we’ve gotten this far without mentioning Lou Merloni.

The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons

Mark Levin?

Also, every time he hits a homer you fire a cannon like the guy from Mary Poppins(this is the most practical and the easiest to explain to T-Mobile Park staff)

Naylors Sailors? Dress up in maritime fare? Sing Stan Rogers sea shanties?

Kevin Nguyen @knguyen ... Tried to add "12 Years a Slave" to Google Calendar and it created a 12-year-long event called "a Slave" • a Slave Tue, February 25, 8pm - Wed, February 25, 2026, 8pm Delete Edit event » 5:27 PM • Feb 23, 2014

It’s finally over

lotta folks reply on here like they're vying for an invite to an NPR-hosted version of @midnight

I guarantee maybe 5 dudes in that locker room knew who Kash Patel was and even then just that “he’s in charge of the FBI” the other 25 guys where like “I don’t know who this googly eyed Indian guy is but he’s really happy for us and so am I”

I am simply begging you all to remember that all the guys on the USA Hockey team, essentially dropped out of school at 14 to go play Junior Hockey. They have thought about nothing except playing an staying in the NHL since they’ve been 10. You all need to fucking chill out.

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

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Me listening to the first Mariners spring training broadcast every year.

How many of these guys do you think knew who Kash Patel was and what his whole deal is?

Hockey players skew conservative sure, but you really think they’re all like stoked to party with Kash Patel because they all think he’s doing such a good job at the FBI?

I hope he puts in this order at least 900 times this season

I think I’ve seen enough to say that modern evangelical Christianity has become a completely different and unique religion. Truly distinct enough in its religious difference with other branches of Christianity that it’s in the same Venn Diagram circle with the Mormons.

Thanks bud! You too! 😃

I’m glad that the USA Men’s Hockey team won, but that goal from Cale Makar was incredible best goal of the tournament. No goalie could gotten to that one.

So I think you’re robbing yourself of joy for something that will absolutely not make any politically conservative person feel bad in a way that is satisfying. You deserve better than that.

Feels like we’re due for another article about that weird fascist couple that works for Peter Thiel and names their 6 awful children shit like Evangelion and Tidus Andronicus.

On one hand I can sort of understand this, but on the other hand, this is extreme loser behavior

Hey, just so you know this sucks, this whole angle you’re trying to take here really sucks. Please stop it.

YEAH, I'M FINE JUST A LITTLE TIRED

Connor Hellebuyck after this game:

v early in Mamdani’s term in office but hard to escape conclusion that he’s causing a lot of snowfall

dawg🥹