Pierre Stellecto

Dang Jesus go to the doctor

What does the fish mean

I hope another time it came true was “we bought a zoo”

Tfw you have the same favorite dinosaur

I’m gonna need this clock to shit or get off the pot

The most divorced guy to ever exist

Thinking of you and sending good vibes 💕

If I have ever been weird or mean to you that was the old me, don’t worry I’m cool now
(as of today)

The tights have held up very faithfully and have been great for my junk unlike that ex heyoooo

Bitch I’m going to the pumpkin patch

This morning I have felt adequately proficient though

As soon as you get proficient at taking care of a kid your child’s age and stage they morph into the next level

I can’t wait to go to sleep and wake up and drink coffee

🫡🫡🫡

Is this Haim?

There is literally nothing more chic than a fall jacket and in Iowa you get to wear it for eight days maximum

Prayer warriors assemble! Amen 🙏

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Anyone a porcupine does nudge / cannot be blamed for holding a grudge

My baby after one week at daycare

Was it RHC’s decision or Chapo’s rule not to include the women cohosts, and then to make matters worse express disgust about the miracle of birth (RE: the goat placenta)