The Romantic Jester

I thought this cretin said he was leaving bluesky cause he kept getting dunked on for his lack of humanity

Luckily I’m back in Colorado now, which is in the most elite time zone imho

Struggles of life as a mountain time fan living in the eastern time zone

“The south” what, Pueblo?

Dealing with some blue balls myself

Matts be dreamin

Steamboat Killie

Hell yeah brother

Jerry Maguire (1996), Dir. Cameron Crowe

Can’t wait to repeatedly enter my symptoms into the Medicare AI prompt while it just kept telling me over and over that my shit is whack

Her to me when she leaves unsatisfied

Did ai draw this??

schefter is such a piece of shit lol even among his profession, which is dominated by mouthpieces, he's uniquely a piece of shit.

Putting Elon Musk on the cover of a magazine for anything other than “his illegal government funding cuts have already killed hundreds of thousands of people, mostly children” is propaganda

Stealworkers

This will backfire horrifically and every decision-maker involved will deserve it.

Oh that’s a bullseye, don’t sell this short.

Shot called.

i'm writing a screenplay called Heart Of A Champion about a guy who has a cold and has to sneeze and blow his nose all the time, but still gets a lot of work done on the computer. not sure yet but i think it'll probably wind up being a christian movie

Create a 16:9 video of the 1997 Denver Broncos American football team beating the 1997 Jacksonville Jaguars in the 1997 AFC Divisional round. Place Denver broncos super fan JONNY SCHAAB in the first row of the end zone stands where the final and winning touchdown is scored by a run from JOHN ELWAY

The cal McNair video is fucking fantastic

Love a good air bender

Joe Borrowed (time)

Love hating myself

I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.

eternally undeserving

co-worker conjoined twin

low angle black & white photo of Jack Lemmon in profile with a cigarette in his mouth, smoke curling upward, his coat collar is popped and he's wearing a hat. Lemmon's in the bottom right corner of the photo looking up at three windows of an apartment in the upper left corner, and the rest of the photo is dominated by black.

Jack Lemmon photographed by Gjon Mili on the set of The Apartment

Guardians, commanders, what has this league become smh my head