Erin Roll

Joining the chat a tad late. I'm Erin - I'm a freelance editor/proofreader (mostly for trade fic and nonfic) based in New Jersey. #ACESchat

OMG, I miss Borders. #ACESChat

I'm convinced that middle names have no use whatsoever other than being an indicator that you're in really big trouble.

What a century this year has been...

Gee, it's almost like they're trying to drive women out of the armed forces. (Oh, wait...)

You know, I'm pretty certain that a bunch of meanies going around trying to literally erase rainbows has been the plotline of at least one Care Bears or Rainbow Brite story...

#Orlando #Pulse #crosswalk

And given that Congress - well, the GOP arm, anyway - has been catering to Mango Mussolini's every gold-plated whim...

Contract rules indicate that all dogs on set shall be generously supplied with skritches and ear rubs.

Dear WSJ. I expect to see ALL the tea spilled on your front page tomorrow. And the cream and sugar and lemon. No excuses.

I'd call CBS's execs a bunch of chickens, but that'd be an insult to the species G. gallus domesticus. #StephenColbert

Look in the dictionary under evil, and you will see Miller's face.

After Hurricane Sandy, my local library had extended hours in the evenings so people could some in, charge their devices, and just spend some time in the light and warmth. (My street was without power for ten days - it's a miracle we didn't all go bonkers.)

I am so sick of
Living in int'resting times.
I want boring times!

Keep holding the line, Senator. Sending best wishes from NJ.

Show of hands: who was watching #GoodNightandGoodLuck tonight?

I was wondering when the CMOS jokes would start...

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Stephen, don't pee on our shoes and tell us it's raining.

Sending lots of love to you and the family from here in New Jersey, Gov. Shapiro - I hope whoever did this is soon brought to justice.

My couple-of-greats grandma was a suffragist. She'd be terribly upset to see this happening. (She was too polite to swear, so I've been told, but I know of a few relatives who'd do so on her behalf.)

Every one of my little grey cells is screaming in terror at this.

Hey, now, hey, now, let's not disparage the noble sport of Calvinball here.

Does that include musical parodies? (We're pretty good at those in my family.)

(sung to the tune of The Telephone Hour from Bye Bye Birdie) "Hi, Michael." "Hi, Petey." "What's the gritty, secur-itty?" "It's immense, Sec-Defense."

Monty Python moose jokes to commence in 3...2...1...

All the stuff we're going through makes Dr. Strangelove look like a Rodgers and Hammerstein musical.

It's state-sanctioned kidnapping, is what it is.