Red Sky At Night / Joanne Sheppard

Nothing and nobody sleeps in weirder positions than a) small children and b) lurcher dogs.

Yes! And she was lovely and very grateful. Faith in humanity restored!

It’s the character he plays too - so, so like my dad, right down to the way he behaves in the care home and the weirdly confusing conversations

Hahahahahahaha

My dad’s dead, obviously. It would be weird if I was crying about it otherwise.

Just got round to watching Small Prophets and Michael Palin’s character in his care home reminds me SO much of my dad that I might have to have a little cry

Well, quite

😍

Amused at Trump saying ‘We’re not dealing with Winston Churchill’ about Starmer. No, if you were dealing with Winston Churchill we’d have already have been fighting a war for two years before your lot even turned up, you scabby orange dough ball

Extraordinary

That reminds me of the time my mum found a stranger’s lost handbag in the street, (containing purse, cash, cards, glasses and keys, everything) and the owner got annoyed that she was expected to collect it, rather than my mum travelling to another town by public transport to deliver it to her door

The irony is that I don’t even drive, let alone have any clue about the dimensions of cars in relation to chairs

If the person I’ve offered it to doesn’t turn up to collect it tomorrow, I might just set fire to it in the street

Also, no, I don’t know whether it will fit in your particular modest family hatchback

A special mention for the man who expressed his interest in a free armchair that would cost him £230 with a message that just said “Location??” and then followed it up 90 seconds later with “???”

Top tip: Keen to measure the full extent of the sheer charmless inanity of humankind within a 40-mile radius of your home? Then simply list an item of furniture for free on Facebook Marketplace.

“Donald Trump copyrighted the English language so if you speak English it is about America automatically” is like some sort of rectal fentanyl

Guardian clearly has a library of pictures or Alf Dubs in slightly different states of disappointment.

I live ten minutes’ walk from the Ostrich. Definitely not gentrified. Quite a nice pub though!

It was ‘the up and coming suburb’ when I moved here; it’s moved on

‘Ghost town’ fears as Prestwich faces 8 more weeks of crippling road closures Businesses in Prestwich are worried the town is becoming a ghost town. The trendy suburb is about to be hit by another eight weeks of road closures…

‘the trendy suburb’ @secondmentions.bsky.social

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It was recommended in my Insta feed. Surely that’s some form of hate crime?

This came up as recommended in my Insta feed, which surely must be some sort of hate crime

Sorry, what?

The Best Of Looks Unfamiliar: He Also Ate A Lot Of Texan Bars Highlights from Looks Unfamiliar featuring Lydia Mizon on Smashie And Nicey – The End Of An Era, Katy Brent on Global Hypercolor, Tim Worthington on Wonderwall by The Mike Flowers Pops and th…

Highlights from Looks Unfamiliar with @ricardoautobahn.bsky.social on the Panther 6, @redskyatnight.bsky.social on The Water Babies and Spine Chillers, @bobfischer.bsky.social and @georgyjamieson.bsky.social on school recorder ensembles and more!

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Harry and Meghan have really let themselves go, haven’t they

Incredible fringe cutting and bunches by my mum here on four-year-old me.

you can't fool me, these are two of the six characters played in an Instagram sketch by the same comedian

It’s Good, Except It Sucks: Avengers: Infinity War With Joanne Sheppard Joanne Sheppard joins Tim Worthington for a chat about Thanos’ slightly over-cautious plan for avoiding paying half of the restaurant bill in Avengers: Infinity War.

Joanne Sheppard (@redskyatnight.bsky.social) joins me for a chat about Avengers: Infinity War - despite the fact that she has no idea what's going on or even who any of these people are...

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