katelyn

i haaaaate sweating because once i start i am a fire hydrant but shredding my muscles on heavy things is a great way for my constant reserve of pent up rage to work its way out lolol

so, same...kinda

the way i make a run for it as soon as my phone starts lagging and i realize it's at 1% lol

a low battery warning at 20 and 10% isn't urgent enough. i need another warning at like 2%

celebrities' careers peaking then doing cell phone provider commercials is a canon event

how will i ever beat that 😔 fuck it i'll just go as a zombie then

😏

"what radicalized you?" "darla."

that encounter with darla changed him

it's very good! i'm almost halfway through iron flame rn

sounds like i should make sure i have plans this year hahaha

sure it's a mastercard:
6969 6969 6969 6969
cvv 666 exp 04/20

go buy yourself something ...nice

just finished reading fourth wing a few days ago and like...should i dress as violet sorrengail for halloween

so glad your cousin was on your side about it. glad he was reported to uber as well. fuck that guy.

i'm like if the irl version of a lucky charms marshmallow was a girl

i will sleep well now thank you 🥰

i didn't but i kinda wish i had lol 🥲

do i take a depression nap and fuck my sleep schedule up even more? 🤔

HAHA almost exactly that yup!!!

lmaoooo ok that is nice because i lowkey put gel on (i had been doing dip for years and then switched to press ons and then switched to gel tips) to "protect it"

i need to but i hate it 😭😭😭 i feel 5 years old

ok i will have to get something! i have a nail hardener but its old so idk how well it works

i hope so!! how long did you go bare for?

also posting here for accountability. if you see me post something with my nails done, shame me lol

after three straight years of back-to-back-to-back manicures, i think i have to go bare (+some nail strengthener) for a few weeks and not to be dramatic but i feel like a piece of me is dead lol

they have no business getting this personal

HAHAH yeah that sounds about right!!

lolol thankfully he doesn't have kids at least

lmaoooo this is so unsurprising to me