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learning more about comorbid chronic illnesses after lifting for almost 6 years makes me simultaneously more overwhelmed yet more determined than ever

sweet angel 😭

my dog is the same way! and then she gets really protective. i think she can smell the blood

bro's cooked lmao

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely

As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡

a guaranteed way to make you look younger!!!

society has peaked hasn't it

LOL 💅 except now it's barely past noon and i just sent an email saying "unfortunately changing the file extension doesn't make your logo a vector" and none of my ancestors know what those words mean but i know they're turning in their graves bc this is the life i chose over being a housewife

LOL tell him that being around his snarky ass is what aged and exhausted you

"per my last email"ing this mf before noon because it's that type of friday 😤

"heyyy"

having a burrito company on the client roster at work is so funny because i'm just getting emails with the subject line "Potato Update" and tbh i think more companies should also send emails like that

yaaaay have fun!!

bruh they were so fun and i hurt everywhere lol

ahhh sad i missed you!!

hot mulligan night!!!

the worst part is i just know the designer who made this graphic and all the boomers that approved it are getting paid way more than i am lol

yeah it's just really underwhelming otherwise especially after how raw specter felt but yeah the breakdown is good so that stops me from skipping it maybe 50% of the time hahaha

imagining this as a living turkey walking around is terrifying

1. left for good
2. specter
3. impose

then dying to love which i also don't care for lol the chorus is just giving divorced dad rock but i like the intro and breakdown! haha

👏👏 the ones that get mad are the ones that need it most. fuck exploitation

was about to say the same!! crying is our body's way of releasing excess cortisol. so if you have a minute to yourself i strongly recommend letting yourself cry haha 🤍

black friday sales are so overwhelming because it's like "ahh this is the one week per year i can actually afford the things i've been needing for months but i only have one paycheck to do it all on"

it's a short week this week
it's a short week this week
it's a short week this week
it's a short week this week
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if i have to spend another dollar any time soon i'm gonna throw up

i feel that. i'm so compulsive about it! but if i can be your cautionary tale then i hope i can help!

well, yes.

next they're gonna start selling us pre-blessed sneezes

stop!!! idk why you're picking but as someone with "severe" acne scarring who has spent thousands of dollars on lasers and microneedling to get minimal results, please... i beg you

it's all states rory wants new baby mamas in after he sings CITBN

can't be anywhere recognizable