M.J.C.

in my happy place: basically nude watching monday night football

got to be on the field yesterday at Booth #rockchalk

listening to bleachers with my head against the window longing to see the fucking lights of manhattan

idk a single person in my undergrad that didnt end up coming out without a nicotine addiction. get that degree but also smoke a ciggy, babe

i once again got obliterated by night shift

i miss the eras tour so bad

night shift absolutely fucking me in the asshole

the circumstances were foreseen actually. i hate it here.

due to unforeseen circumstances i fear i must crash in and lock out, brother

i fear i want a mullet

happy dci weekend to those who celebrate

when your parents ask if your new diagnoses are multiple choice and then they realize no, it’s all of the above

happy august day to those who celebrate!! (flipturn and taylor swift fans)

I apologize but I find the theology of the Warrior Cats books more compelling than any monotheistic religion.

time for late summer songs, losers!

im about to stop caring abt college rivalries and start liking what i like

my new favorite insult is telling someone that they are giving sardine vibes rn

oh i fear kids dont know babe ruth anymore

the sluttiest thing a man can do is wear a white tee

in the era of my life where i wake up on sundays, go to church, and then come home and watch baseball. it’s a simple, quiet life.

i have only slept 2 hours in the last 30. i am feeling vibrations in my bones but collapse in my muscles. is this what caffeine makes cats feel like?

hot boys have tummy aches (it’s me, i am hot boys)

when the alc starts tasting like i need to make out

thank god i played clarinet bc i needed the fingering practice

noah kahan never stop singing about dogs

depression making me want to swallow pop rocks whole brother

feeling very unhinged so maybe you could call me that door mom took off my bedroom when i was 12

arguably what if we unionized and then we all got baskin robbins

two wolves inside of me again
on a Friday night
one wants beer
the other wants a bar crawl
they both are me

two wolves inside of me: one crashing in, one locking out