professor crash out

Me when I get boba tea: “maybe I actually do love (the encouraged innovation of) capitalism!”

Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

The worst form of addiction that this country now faces is the greed of the oligarchy.

If you don’t have a taste in women that you can’t fully explain don’t talk to me

Luckily we've got a real A Team heading in to this part of the U.S. government right now... 😬

www.nytimes.com/2025/01/27/h...

Where, if I may ask, the FUCK would you deport Native AMERICANS to?? Absolute joke

One thing about me: you don’t mess with my Sheila

Hunter’s pardon is looking a lot less extreme now isn’t it

Whenever people talk about state censorship by communist China I just want to point out that the Department of Defense said they didn't like SHIELD in the Marvel movies, so they made an entire movie getting rid of it to appease the US government so they didn't lose out on federal funding.

Why did no one tell me there were mountains in Idaho

Tik tokers flocking to Rednote has got to be the funniest possible outcome

BRO they just announced someone needs help in the “deodorant department” LEAVE THAT SMELLY PERSON ALONE

Why do they have to announce to the ENTIRE CVS that you need help in the “adult care” section like a little discretion pls (better yet don’t lock up things people need)

So… Bluesky is about to get a lot more popular 😅

Fuck you bitch

He’s literally planning a false flag virus to take away people’s freedoms.

The exact thing his voters said they were trying to stop by voting for him. Just, just incredible crack smoking stuff by the writers this season.

Climate Change Is Raising Wildfire Risk Across The U.S. There's a forgotten history that should serve as a warning — wildfire isn’t unique to the West. Now the warming climate is increasing the risk of major wildfires across America. And more people are mo...

There's a forgotten history that should serve as a warning — wildfire isn’t unique to the West. Now the warming climate is increasing the risk of major wildfires across America. And more people are moving to fire-prone areas without realizing the danger.

Nearly 800 prisoners now helping to battle Los Angeles fires Incarcerated firefighters working to battle the widespread Los Angeles brush fires are paid between $5.80 and $10.24 per day, plus $1 for active emergencies.

Donald Trump was found guilty of 34 charges but won't face any punishment — and will be back in the White House this month.

Nearly 800 prisoners are now helping to battle Los Angeles fires, making as little as $5.80 per day.

A tale of two justice systems.

I hope Dan Levy is prepared for the role of a lifetime

Everything I learn about Madison Beer is against my will

And to think it was going so well 😓

Someone for the love of god save him GET HIM A NEW AGENT

The mass adoption of AI by large tech companies over the last year or so makes total sense when you realize it allows them to present more (broken) features with a fraction of the workforce. Profit is king and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

You ever google something so dumb that you can’t even find an answer because it’s so obvious…

WHO IS LISTENING TO THIS

One of my favorite high school traditions was Senior Skip day, where the whole senior class didn’t show up. Some teachers even stayed home. A reminder to kids that school is important but don’t let them become the all knowing establishment. Don’t forget to live

Viktor in Arcane S2

It’s smaller than I expected

Me looking through the keyhole at my friend place after I text them “here”

For the first time in history this may be the perfect word to describe this year